We know, we can hear it from miles away.
Posted by Swyndle [63.227.40.95 - dnvr-dsl-gw8-a-95.dnvr.uswest.net] on 07 March 2001 at 21.47.46:
In Reply to: I DO Still Have A Voice... posted by Red on 07 March 2001 at 19.47.52:
: Okay, looks like I have a lot of shit to explain, at least as far as this board is concerned. Okay, fine, I suppose I'll have a go at it. Well, duh. What wont you 'have a go at'? : 1. Chaos.Not anymore you wont. : Also, I did not dip the back half of the kitten into the dye. I was dying her back left paw, she squirmed out of my grasp and smeared it across other parts of her body. I simply rubbed it into the other paw where it was white before. So tell us how the entirety of the rear section of the cat got dyed exactly. Did she run right the fuck back in there to do it herself? Idiot. I also took the kitten upstairs to remove the dye within 5 minutes of applying said dye to her. Learn to tell time, dipshit. You stood in the basement talking for ten minutes. I did use baby shampoo, which is what I usually use on animals. And I made this retraction already. Any animal. I did have a dog when I was younger and a cat as well. Really? What got them taken away? : Also, let me remind you exactly how much the kitten cries when I hold her down to trim her toenails. Again, not anything like what she was when you dyed her. I love how you're trying to downplay the cat's role in this. Surely, since you are all there most of the time, you have known me to trim her nails? And surely you have heard the cries that accompany that? The same cries you heard when I was dying her foot? Isn't it funny how no one ever said anything about that? : Butt ugly rhinocerous? I think so. And these are apparently old photos, she's larger now. Ick. : Also, as far as making accusations... Hunter! I know you did not steal from me!! I know this because you were sleeping when the money came up missing. Also, I never made any accusations about what happened to it. Yes, it disappeared. Yes, soemone took it. No, I don't really care. It is, after all, only money. What bothered me is whoever did take it didn't ask me, because I would have given it to them anyways. But it water under the bridge, is it not? I'm thinking no by her reaction to reading this, but, I could be wrong. And where did Dummy the Slut here get hold of a hundred bucks? Did she steal another credit card? For shame. : Swyndle
: In regards to the cat... haven't any of you ever seen a pink poodle?! You mean the kind that get dyed with specially formulated animal dye? Those pink poodles? Why would a red (or purple) footed cat be any different? Well, for one, poodles already suck, cats do not. For another, um, 'footed'? You know all that body mass Chaos has that's black? The back half of that is even red. Yes, I have dyed the cat in the past. No, she never suffered any effects from it before. And you yourself mentioned never using this kind before. She had been to the vet to be spayed only a few days after the purple was applied, remember? Yup, I remember, I'm smart. The vet didn't really say anything did she? No. Actually, yes, she did, you weren't there, Charon's mom took her to the vet for that, you didn't even pay for it, your mother did. The vet asked Mother Theresa about it and all she said was, The owner's a hippie." And that was that, she likely presumed that you'd been intelligent enough to use animal dye.
You really need to like, quit reading those insipid romance novels, I mean 'surely'? Who speaks that way?
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: 2. Residences Of which you own exactly none.
: You are indeed correct that I have not been back to Charon's place since I heard that Swyndle and Hunter had taken the cat to the vet. There's a revelation, we're correct. Imagine that, smart people being right about stuff. However, how about a little illumination on just how that came to be. Do tell. I dyed my own hair, then the cats paw, then immediatly rinsed the dye off the cat. Once the cat was clean, I rinsed my own hair. Then, I went to visit a friend, dragonstar. When I returned to Charon's, Charon's mother informed me that Hunter and Sywndle I would have to assume she meant me. had taken Chaos to the vet, and were on their way back to the house, and that the cat had may be suffering seriously, but the vet couldn't do anything as neither of them were the owner. That's true, mostly. She could get us in touch with animal services. Unfortunately there's no law regarding obstruction of medical aide. She told me that Animal Control would be called on me for cruelty, and if I had Chaos taken away from me, it would be the least of my worries. Also true, the majority of your concern should be that they're prosecuting to the fullest extent they can. That and the fact that I don't get banned on your account anymore, that shit is history. Oh, and likely the following bit might be important to you. She also told me that Swyndle had said he would kill me if I was ever caught doing anything to the cat again. I love this town. Really. The officer has put the cat in Mother Theresa's custody until we're done and Chaos comes to my house. Until that happens, the cat is not to leave the house and you are not to touch Chaos, neither are you allowed to be alone with the cat in the house. What that means is this, Gremlin, Hunter, or myself or any agent acting on behalf of the cat may use whatever force necessary against you should you try and go against this. Oh, and all you did by verbally giving Chaos to Charon was likely make him an accessory. This upset me considerably, and not knowing the extent to which Swyndle might take things, I became afraid that he really would do me harm and started crying. Am I the only one here that's unconcerned for her well being or personal breakdowns in order to gain the favour of those viewing at home? Charon suggested that I gather some clothing and the like and stay with dragonstar for a while, so I would not have to see Swyndle. More likely it was for the safety of my own eyes from viewing that which is you. I agreed, since Swyndle is so often over at Charon's and I already dislike Swyndle due to previous bullshit, (which I will not go into now, as it's been covered adeuquately previously) Yeah, I've fairly well covered that. to stay with dragonstar for a while. I'm sorry, um, did someone say something about running from justice? Originally, the plan was for me to be over at dragonstar's only when Swyndle was at Charon's house, to avoid any confrontations or other messy occurrences that may or may not occur if Swyndle and I were under the same roof. Those that would only happen if you went near the cat, you mean. Now, taking into account that Swyndle leaves Charon's very rarely, save to go to work, I firmly believe it is not safe for me to be there. You're likely right about this one. So, until I can feel safe, I will remain at dragonstar's.
Or at least until you fuck up over there and piss them off to, or get arrested, whichever comes first.
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: 3. Swyndle Yay me!
: It is no secret that Swyndle and I do not get along. Apparently it's been a secret to you for some time now. However... I thought I had attempted to right this. You probably had, you just weren't worth it. I was making every attempt to be polite, and considerate fo Swyndle, knowing that he is a friend of the persons with whom I was staying. Read: All those other people I tried to get rid of. And polite? Dear god but you were annoying the shit out of us. I thought that I was doing well. I offered sodas, like I do everyone else, I make polite conversation when I believe I have something of interest to say, Considering your lack of anything interesting to say thus far, I would assume you tend to speak anyway. and otherwise I stayed out of his way. Blatant fucking lie. You continued to get right the bloody hell between me and whatever/whoever I would rather be staring at than your enormous backside. And Geezus god pull those fucking shorts up! Of all parties polled, nobody wants to see your underwear creeping into you ass! This was for Charon and his mom, not for Swyndle. Actually, it was far more in your best interests than it was mine.
: 4. Me Her favourite subject.
: Okay, now I get to defend myself. Well, to begin with, I am not a fat person. In fact, I am not that large at all. I'm sorry, everyone, but we happen to own a couple of images that I'll show you in a sec that somehow, and without notification of the owner, crept on to Hunter's harddrive via Gremlin's scanner...
I do wonder, Pif'Pif'? perhaps Swyndle is simply intimidated by the fact that I am a tall woman who weighs more than his skinny frame does? She's tall? Why wasn't I informed? Now that chick Leslie used to hang out with, she was tall, damn that chick was fine. What'd she weigh? Like 120, 125? Then again, Swyndle looks more like a very scrawny teenage boy than the man he puts himself out as. A. I don't 'put myself out'. That would be the act of some insulubrious, corpulent, crimson helmed hooker. B. Yep, I'm skinny, but doubling my wife's weight isn't something to brag about. I, on the other hand, am a respectable looking female. When was this surgery performed? I am 5"10", have a large bone structure and weigh about 170 lbs. 'Large bone structure' for an apatosaur maybe. And 170? Good god but huge! I am in no way the tub of lard Swyndle would like you to believe I am. what, you're an even bigger tub of lard? I was being nice and underestimating your weight. Kriste. Sorry to spoil his fun. When is that scheduled to take place? And another thing, I do not have any desire to touch, be near, ect... Swyndle. Not since I smacked her hand away from my sack and told her boyfriend. I do so as little as possible. In fact, I really prefer to be in another room from him entirely. And I'm very thankful for that. Now start demonstrating it. And pull up your fucking shorts!
: 5. Helga,font color="AQUA"> the demon queen.
: No, Swyndle, Helga is not me. Her name is J***e. She was a friend of both Amber and I for a while, but I personally have not spoken to her in a few months.
I know that now, we've been talking to Amber.
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: I think I have addressed everything for now. Please let me know if you require further justification for anything.
Um, okay... How do you make your face DO that!?!
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: ~Red
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