...for entertainment purposes only; do not attempt this shit in reality.
Posted by Gremlin [24.10.132.178 - proxy1.denver1.co.home.com] on 12 March 2001 at 08.24.02:
In Reply to: A few tips for you all posted by Veracity_bequeather on 12 March 2001 at 07.24.19:
OK Number one: Hair dye if used in small amounts is not harmful to any animal.
Small amount...any animal; so less than a gallon won't hurt an amoeba; learn something new every day....
Look at it this way many people paint their pets toenails and that is more harmful because they can chip it away and eat and there by ingest the poison.
I've never had a pet who had toenails; they all had claws.
I disagree with the vet you took Chaos to b/c I worked in a vet's office for six years and we had quite a few animals come in that were treated there and were not taken care of correctly and some on the verge of death.
Which vet? Will he remember you? Should I enquire about Mister Strawman?
Number Two:
Now as for animal control. PUHLEASE!!!
Animal Control should prevent animals from saying 'PUHLEASE'.
Give up Swyndle you know that you are only doing this b/c you have no respect for Red and have no quams about thrashing people.
Actually, he's not; I'm aware of that much.
Yes what you do is personal and it amazes me that you found someone in this world to love you as twisted as that seems.
Swyndle's straight; he's not gonna go for that.
I mean what would happen if you got into a fight with her?
I should LightWave that.
Do you thrash on here to like you do everyone else??
No. He has different postures for taller people.
I mean how do you still have friends?
The dumb ones left years ago.
I would have thought that by now people would have realized you don't give a royal shit about anyone but your small dicked self.
He sold his smalldicked self at auction, to a Mister Strawman, if memory serves....
Yes I am getting personal now but it is only fitting that if you can dish it out you need to take it also.
But...did you really need to suck at punctuation too?
Deal!!
Okay, Monty Hall.
Number Three: As for the Helga thing Amber needs to get off of it and grow up.
WHAT HELGA THING!
If you go back a few posts you will find my thoughts on that.
Don't see it....
Finally I don't care one bit if you all hate me.
Thanks; that makes it easier.
I tell it like it is b/c truth is the most important thing.
Accuracy is Number Two
If you think that I shouldn't be here or that you want me off figure out who I am in real life and ask IN PERSON to get off.
Are you actually telling me I'm not allowed to ban you?
I doubt you will find out who I am b/c I am not who you would think would say these things and just so you know no I am not Helga either.
You're 64.12.105.172. Not difficult to trace, you know.
I am not the one who Red was thinking of either and giving her name or the part of it she did is not going to help matters and was petty in a lot of ways.
I've read this sentence three times now, and I still don't see what you're trying to say.
Sorry Red just telling it like it is.
Hey: who isn't?
I know Red and a few others on here. Some of you may not realize you know me.
I can't think of anyone I know who talks this way IRL.
Guess what it is time wake and smell the coffee you now have a new person to deal with and I don't hold back things for any reason.
Uh-huh; okay.
If you don't like my style let me know.
Your writing style? F.
I don't care if you call me every name in the book.
Assface, asslick, assloaf, assspelunker, asssuck...this is boring me....
Just so know if you dish it out be ready to take it back tenfold.
Ten times all this? Fuck. I'm already up to factors here....
Yes I am a bitch and I will be the first to admit it.
If not the last.
But things need to be said and people need to take responsibility for their actions and also for their opinions.
I do; I also take cheques, cash, and plastic for my opinions.
If you are gonna say something that slanders another person be damn sure it is the truth.
Truth isn't slander, dumbass.
Don't just make up things to satisfy your own individual craving for blood.
There's a better reason?
Also don't say shit for your friends.
Hey: fire me.
Have the balls to give your own opinion, back it up, and know when it is getting old and you need to just drop it b/c it is stupid (and look I spelled it right) and juvinile.
Look: you spelled juvenile wrong.
Now I am getting bored with this and am tired of trying to appeal to your intellectual side (not that I think many of you have one) so I am going to bed.
Do you really wanna compare IQ results?
Have a good night and pleasant thoughts all.
Those two don't go together.
Hope they are correct and don't eat to many brain cells.
Like this isn't a BangBang line....
Some of you can't afford to lose anymore.
I get to claim them as a deduction.
The Veracity Bequeather
Keep your veracity; I don't need it.
--Gremlin
Matt Wright and DBasics Software Company