Blast From The Past Pt 2
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 December 1999 at 09:13:39:
For those of yous not here before Simpelton and Doof showed up to ruin our good times, here's a look back at happier times in the Grempire, Part 2:
Shadows of the Grempire part 2
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Posted by Jurassosaurus on 19 February 1998 at 21:23:18:
Part 2
The Aol-alliance: Although sounding like rebels fighting for a good cause, the alliance is in fact home to some of the stoopidest and most annoying people around. So stoopid in fact that they picked the wrong side to name themselves after. Naming themselves after the rebels instead of the Empire is one of their dumber traits. Being on Aol is really irrelevant. It does not matter what IP you have just as long as you can do really stoopid things to annoy regular people. The Aol-alliance is comprised of some of what Darwin would call "Nature's throwbacks" The alliance is so huge that we can but name a few. Celldweller (a.k.a. Bedwetter, crapsmeller, conescooper and about every other derogatory term you can think of using those two syllables): His stoopidity is only exceeded by his girth. One of his favorite things to do is make threats from hundreds of miles away. Don't bother meeting with him, since this will always end up with a meep and a scared little wussy. His ship is the Ice cream scooper 2000. A throwback from the days when people dreamed of space travel. In fact he rents it and pretends to own it. He has no power in any field whatsoever, including bladder control, so don't stand too close. Indeed one must wonder how someone of such great Stoopidity could last as long as he has. Truly a mystery. Alan1: Someone who is cunning, blatant, yet still stoopid. His record is so long, that there simply isn't enough time to write it all down. He is most famous for his bouts on the Universal forum and his failed attempts on other boards, which were thwarted by The Host. Believed to be the head honcho down at haugen daws, he hasn't been heard from since his banishment into deep cyber-space last year. Dante: Friend of Celldweller (see Celldweller for more info) In the battle over common sense, Stoopidity has a new card. Death-Moines: A strange out of the way nebula where Stoopidity is believed to have originated. Lately new readouts are showing this strange nebula increasing in power, this might have to do with the rumor of Dan Quail's supposed move to there. Once a nice out of the way place to rest, the Grempire has since come under assault by brazen Stoopidity. Even with the help of some quick wit and plenty News of the Stoopids, the Aol-alliance has still broken through. With Celldweller in the lead the Grempire came under assault just a few days ago. Now thanks to a quick shift in URL's the Grempire is at the moment safe from Celldweller's barrage. This hiding will take place for just a little while, until the Grempire can summon up enough force to release a ban, that will kill off Celldweller's reach. These are the stories of the time between the switch and the ban.
Now what exactly are the Grempire's enemies? Why is the Grempire sought out by certain others. It is because of the Grempire's rules against Stoopidity malignance and being extremely annoying. All of which are characteristics of the Aol-alliance.
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