Posted by Utahraptor on 17 February 1999 at 08:28:28:

In Reply to: To one who has the unique inability to spell, please read. posted by Yomyael on 17 February 1999 at 03:34:48:

: : I can only say:
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: : God, I love psising immature people off. And tot hink, they could ahev avoided all thsi simply by usign their brians. You're brians people. Sue your stinking brains. "Hi, I'm the stoopid imamutre peopela t Gremlin.net's baord, and I think I'm so smart. I think everybody who disagrees with me and my beliefs are idiots cause theyar etellign em what I was told just mgith eb wrong. and i assume my supierior smena oen thign, when theyc learly mean anotehr, and thne blame thme for ym stoopidity. And i tyr to convetr others to toehr peopel's reliigons, then sya i'm not saying i'm that religion, nor am i tryign to convetr you to it, casue i'm too stoopid to knwo anything, and making fun of others is the only way i cna prove soemoen wrong, cause I don't ahve a single bit of real proof to prove otehrwise. blah blah blah blah blah!" MAN!
: : And you all wonde rwhy I long to eb upducted by aliens,a nd peopel fera the world will end byt eh commign fot he enw mellennium. Duh, amyeb God sia s fed up with allt he stopid people infetsign our planet as I am. No wait. That's nto it. We've been told God lvoe sus best. So I msut ebw rong. I'm saying soemhtign differnet. Oh, abd Utahrpaotr. Hope you enjoyed looking intot ehg mirror of your soul,c ause what you see is what you get,a dn what you get si YUCK> ANd thta cna nevr change unitl you grow upa nd cloen yoursleves a brian. TROZ!

: We don't wonder why you long to be abducted by aliens, we WANT you to be abducted by aliens.

I's certainly hopes ya's been tryign to's help gets me adbducted.

However, the only drawback may be that they think of you as an archetype(have you figured out what it means yet?)

Nope.

for the human race

Which'd make them morons for thinking I'm human.

and decide that we really don't have enough intelligence to survive on our own.

Actually, they already figured out that you humans are MORONIC LTTLE SAPES! And you helped contribute to it, ASSWIPE!

Then they wipe us out,
Nope, not goanna happen, or else thye'd ahve doen it by now. DUH!

even though they've already solved the problem of the polluted gene pool on Earth by taking you with them.

I believe my response can best be made by paroding Walk Like A Man:
Oh how tried, to cut me down to size, by telling dirty lies to the Board.
My own conscience said give it up don't bother, Primitive Earther Dummies aren't worth it.
But I'm gonna
Verbally assult you, fast as I can, and verbally assult you.
No MORONIC LITTLE SAPE is worth anythign less, so I'm gonna verbally assult you.
Ha Ha Baby. I don't mean maybe. You're gonna get cut and how. Soon you'll eb crying, on count of all yuor bahing, oh eyah just look who's insulting now.
I'm gona verbally assult you, fast as I can, and verbally assult you.
I'll tell thsi board, forget about this ASSWIPE!, and evrbally assuatt you.

Well, you're right, ocne I'm goen, the Earth will be totlaly infested with just humans, but even without me, you're stuill going exticnt, MORONIC LITTLE SAPE.
NExt tiem,a sk your mommy to ehlp you post to thsi baord, and not your friedns Lou Ser and Moe Ron. m'Kay?

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