And, oh, you caught me in such a fucking good mood, too....

Posted by Hunter on 22 September 1999 at 10:02:53:

In Reply to: Re: Make Me, Sunshine posted by Utahraptor on 22 September 1999 at 08:30:22:

You astound me. You absolutely astound me.

See, I guess there was a part of my subconscious that really didn't want to believe what an utter fucking moron you were...but reading this.... well, I dunno. This is probably the second biggest epiphany I've had since the more recent Oh wow..there really are some places where something the size of my forearm just will not go. (18Sat99... and Gremlin -- nobody's going to get that one..... well, nobody important, that is. I can just see what the Eddie Deezen-lookalike here will reply. No, stoopid, it wasn't my forearm that was being stuck anywhere, and no, it wasn't dumb to try it. It was actually rather fun. I'd do it again.

: : Quick Reference:

: As posted by an army brat. Erego, not very true.

Look up the term Army brat. You've just used it erroneously. Very much so.

See, an Army brat is defined specifically as a child who has at least one parent in the military. Characteristically, an Army brat is the kid who replies Everywhere when asked Where are you from?

Usually, when one hears the phrase "I'm an Army brat" it usually means that one of that person's parents were in the military, and the family moved around alot.

: : The US is as full of itself, comparatively, as Yutz here.

: Ooh, Yutz, What's the matter? Couldn't find your own original insult? Now, that's pitiful.

No. I don't need to find an original insult. There's no point. You're not worth that kind of time. Hell, you're not even worth the time it's going to take to write this. Not that that's very long, factoring that I spent most of the time trying to remember the code for the font colour I'm using. Besides, I guess it was Imp that came up with the really good one. Not that the conversation that night was worth much. People left soon, and Gremlin decided he wanted to find out exactly how much tickling it took to make me pass out.

: : The US thinks it can win any battle; for the most part, it's probably right.

: Except when they match wits with the Viet Cong.

Which we should have known better. Reference -- The Revolutionary War. We did the same thing to the Brittish....

: :Depending upon who we decide to pick on. If we do it right, and pick on the weaker, dumber countries, then, yeah...sure...we've won.

: Hence the problem. Not everybody is weak. After fighting the Iraqi's, suddenly Yugoslavia was too tough. They ahd modern technologies. No wonder our guys were captured. It's a different fight when you've got an enemy who cna match you at every turn.

Obviously. Did I say everyone was weak? No. That's why we go to places that can't even feed themselves, and while pretending to take care of them, eventually beat the shit out of them.

: :Sorta like Yutz here.. See, he thinks he can win any flamewar, apparently.

: Not really. Some I let others win for me.

Yeah, I usually let the stoopid people kill themselves, but in this case, we're all just so fucking sick of this particular idiot....

: :Or thinks that he has won every flamewar, or something.
: Here, or else where? Else where, all that I have done, and did not sit back and let others do. of course, there was that oen where I won it with some help (equally), but did not coninvce the fool until Sat 18, 1999. Guess who's msot unhappy seeing wiht hsi own eyes how wrong he was. a nd he ruined everything for eveyrbody else in the desparate attempt to use barely any info to prove himself right.

Well, we know that this wasn't on your board. You started your board a year ago; the only people who post on your board are you and Jurassosaurus, with maybe one from Veecompy. How long was that, Gremlin, that nobody posted? How many weeks? I forget.

: As for here, the wars end as each new board appears, so there has never been a winner.

Not really. They just seem to be postponed until maybe the last week of each month. You're getting so predictable.

: :When the truth is that he's got about as much luck winning a flamewar here as the US has a chance to win in Bosnia.
: And the original name calling expert knows all about that.

I never claimed to be a name-calling expert. I never went to school for that. Name calling is rather pathetic anyway. I mean, come on..how much effect is an insulting name going to have on someone. In your case, your name has just offically been changed. You'll be billed.

: : The sad thing is, the US Army have better tactical manouvres at their disposal, even though they technically still suck. Still, it gives them a snowball's chance in hell.
: Which is not much of a chance.

Hey, look, you've just stated the obvious. Knock it off, stoopid

: : Yutz here hasn't got shit to use against the people he's decided to pick on now.
: 1. I have yet to pick on anyone. Defend against, yes. You are the oen picking on others, Sunshine. Look in the mirror. You've forgotten which oen of us you are again.

I've never seen you defend yourself against anyone. I've seen you make an idiot out of yourself by going back through the board and replying to even the deadest of threats if the person you're waging war against happened to have a post there...I've seen you post an incredibly long subject for no good reason....

As for original namecalling...Sunshine is a really new one. Can't you come up with anything better?

And why should I look in the mirror? I haven't forgotten who I am. I actually know that a little better now that I've come back from Des Moines. You, however, have forgotten who you are. Seems to me you think you've got some sort of power on this board.

: 2. I'm glad I don't ahve shit to use. I don't ahve an obsession with feeling up my own fecale amtter, as someone here apparently does.

In some cases, being literal is very much like being stupid.

: : What have the US Army got?
: Major ego problems. Superman sure cna't stand against Kyrptonite. And Vietnam sure was ladened with it.

No, it was just full of some rather clever, yet wonderfully simplistic traps, some nice diseases, and the usual fuckups by the Army themselves...

: :Aside from tactical manouvres that probably only work relatively well in Wal Mart, there are some relatively nice toys lying about. If you can get past the 9mil, and the M16....and if you can convince them to use them...or even admit that they exist... They've also got the power to like, do shit, and then pretend like it never even happened.
: Much like the American people pretend the Vietnam Vets never existed.

Why are you bitter about 'Nam? You weren't there. And it's not like most of them don't want to be forgotten anyway. Believe me -- I know someone who fought in 'Nam. He doesn't want to remember; he doesn't want to be remembered. It wasn't exactly a pleasure trip.

: : What has Yutz got? I dunno...
: Big surprise. You don't know.

I don't know because I haven't taken the time to find anything out.

: : Aside from an ISP in Rochester somehwere (according to the trace), and some of the weirdest religious views for a Jewish person
: Hey now. I never said my religious views were base doff of my religion. I actually think about ym views for ymslef. id on't let toehrs spoon feed me moronic lies based off of scientifc possibilities from thousands of years ago.

Which means you ought to stop saying you're Jewish, because that means you're not. I've never met an agnostic Jew. Not even one from another planet.

: :(even one from...wherever he's from....)
: According to your trace, and ISP in Rochester.

I was referring to your assertion that you were from some other planet... but whatever.

: : I'm assuming he's got an archive of every intelligent insult ever written on the board,
: When has there ever been an intelligent insult written on the board, besides mine? Case in point, your lack of originality in insults.

Oh, what, telling someone to e-mail Gremlin about the definition of the word 'ignore', then asking mommy, because you won't believe him anyway is an intelligent insult? Not hardly. That was rather fifth-gradeish.

: :and a very large copy of something akin to a Thesaurus for Dummies....
: Sorry, but you neve rlent me yours. I don't bother with thesauruses. I have better thigns to do with ym tiem than look up words to try and convince my imagianry superiority over everybody else.

Funny, that's what you're doing.

And I don't happen to have a copy of Thesaurus for Dummies. The closest I can come to that is a 6'4" ex-Denvernian Brittish guy, and I really don't plan on loaning him out, as soon as I can actually get ahold of him.....

: : Well, I'm sure they still do. The leaders have been going roudn the twist for way too long.

: : You'd know. They're right behind you.
: How? They came first? And I doubt you even know what going round the twist even means. You jut see it as an insult, and throw it back at me. There's your startling originality again, Sunshine.

Yes, I know what 'Round the twist' means. I was merely referring to the fact that you're ahead of them; you're completely deluded, and that makes you worse.

And as for an example of startling originality...Sunshine

: : Ah shit. I really don't have time to finish this.... I've got to go play GI Jane the Medic again...
: And tell us all about the mighty great US Army, who just can't lose to anyone. Too bad the defending army of a stolen country is too drunk on their sense of power to actually build themselves up to 1/4 their egotistical dreams.

I wasn't telling you about the "mighty great US Army". I hate them. I want out. See, I realise the problems with this place; nobody else quite does. Your concept of the Army isn't even close.....

: Well, hopefully you cna chekc your Thesaurus For Dummies, and find a better insult than Doof's pathetic attempt at one.

Actually, it was neither Vigo nor Imp that came up with that. Gremlin came up with it. One of many phone conversations from Texas.... I don't forget much, especially from those times.

: I agree with your e-mail, I do find you annoying. How good of you to notice. Now, go remedy yourself.

I'm going to have to go find that e-mail now and explain it to you, aren't I? See, unlike you, I don't talk about myself without realising it. I was referring to you.

It's really too bad the board crashed right when Gremlin was finally getting involved.

Oh wait..that's right..... Monday morning at Perkins. Nobody's found that yet, have they Gremlin?

~Hunter

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