Posted by The Imp on 04 January 19100 at 03:11:42:

In Reply to: Re: LOL posted by Utahraptor on 03 January 19100 at 09:23:59:

" Course, I neevr siad I was the smartest. I said I;m smarter than the moronicateers."

I'm afraid that it was your claims of superiority with your lack of logical thought, bad grammar, and shitty attitude that first attracting me to bashing you. Later it was kind of like an addiction. Obviously, I haven't shaken it yet.

"Who all agree to ebt he superior beings around hrre."

Not superior... More rational. Big difference there. We've left the "superior being" thing for you to latch on to like a pitbull.

"Like thinking calling me names is a good way to hurt me. OUCH! 3rd grade metality gets you butkis."

I'll kindly take to you not butt kissing me, thank you very much. If that's what floats your boat, no problem. Just leave me out of it.
Also, if memory serves, you started in with the name-calling where I'm concerned, I just insulted your post at first.

"He corrects me on the imposibility of having a negative infinity IQ, though seems to think aomebas have brains, and humans cna actually rent a brain."

In the really, real world Utah we have something called sarcasm. Humanity, Americans in particular, use it everyday. See what excessive masturbation in the closet causes? Inability to recognize common social nuances.

"At leats we found out Simpleton's problem. Lack of an eductaion. God, does that ever explain everything. And ocne gone, we cna all go abck tot he joys of peopel positng who can detect patterns."

I do believe I've detected a pattern. You can't type or present intelligent thoughts. As for education mine's continuing, when exactly does yours begin?

"So, by words alone, Mestopheles beta em up? Hmmm. S cientifically impossible. Especially when she needed to chaneg identities,a nd call in ehr firend sto fight ehr battles. I still posted unde roen name, and never asked for help. Got some, but never requested such."

Again, common social nuances.... We call them metaphors. I won't explain the multiple handles. It's to obvious and not done to "throw people off her track".
I would love to see examples of people coming to your aid... I don't think there is anyone capable of offering enough aid to solve your problems.

"Can;t say thta I balme them. Moronicateers defnitely have big peniuses. Just the thing to ruin a girls good time. One look, and way they go."

This statement is proof that Utah really does not have a social life, or else is suffering from penis envy. A hint: When a chick says, "It doesn't matter how small it is Utah", she's being nice... Later, with her friends is when she'll be honest.

~Why can't Columbine incidents happen to the people who deserve it?~

The Imp

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• Re: Simpleton, You Called Yourself A Hapless Idjit. HA HA! posted by Utahraptro on 25 January 2000 at 07:38:35 (0)