What the hell: Host can reply to it when he sees it....

Posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 10:40:33:

In Reply to: Re: Hoser, So Stupid He Actually Thinks Calling Someone An Intellectual Is An Insult posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:25:19:

: First off, allow me to apologize to your parents for not being aware of contraceptives when actually conceiving you.

No fair: there are too many ways to respond to your idiocy. Oh well; I've got a minute....

  1. I see you've laren to beg our allowance
  2. Host's parents aren't reading this
  3. Contraceptive awareness and conception are mutually exclusive
  4. How long did it take you to orchestrate this insult?
  5. You're an idiot.

Second, aspirin will help cure your massive migrain from struggling to think up of that subject line.

  1. Aspirin does nothing for migraines
  2. I don't remember Host ever claiming to have migraines
  3. What's a migrain?
  4. There's no evidence of a struggle
  5. His subject line was far more amusing than yours--and probably inspired that contraceptive/conception thing you reheated above
  6. You're an idiot.

Next time, don't eat your mommy, and she'll help.

  1. Another borrowed and refried oneliner
  2. You're an idiot.

: Perhaps if you ahd any brains, you'd be able to think of a snappy come back for once.

  1. I sometimes wonder who BangBang thinks will read this shit and go 'wow: BangBang came up with something concurrently witty and correct'. He must live in perpetual disappointment.
  2. BangBang: you're an idiot.

For that matter, you'd figure out that you can have many more flame wars here by attacking everybody else, not just me.

  1. You're the only one instigating flamewars
  2. You're the only one who seems to like flamewars
  3. Fortunately, you're the only one who ever loses the flamewars
  4. There's no need to attack anyone else; they're not posting the brainless shit you misspell at us
  5. You're wrong: attacking people bright enough to infer that we didn't like them would lead not to flamewars, but, ultimately, a deserted board.
  6. You're an idiot.

I'm not always able to show up here everyday.

  1. Though, according to both the history of the boards and my tracking stats, you do anyway
  2. If someone's actually stopping you--like, physically restraining and preventing you from coming here, I'd like to know about it, and send them a nice fruit basket
  3. You're an idiot.

Now, how about explaining to us all what your post even hoped to accomplish?

  1. I should leave the actual answer to Host, but....Insult you
  2. provide entertainment for the rest of us
  3. Insult you some more
  4. Castigate you for being an idiot
  5. Take a moment to stop and insult you
  6. Answer the stoopid questions you asked
  7. Insult you
  8. You're an idiot

Am I still not here?

  1. Yes, you are still not here; you're in Rochester, on holiday from whichever undiscovered planet is dying from a payphone virus
  2. When you are here, you're dailling in on an ISP I haven't banned yet
  3. Whether you're here isn't nearly as loaded a question as why you're here
  4. You're an idiot.

Is it not true that no one even bothered to reply to your post, or agree with you?

  1. Yes, it's not true: I agreed with it in the reply I was posting as you posted this
  2. Some people stay away from this board for longer periods of time than you do, and might have replied when they returned
  3. You're an idiot.

All you succeeded in was creatign a flame war where one would not have existed, with no hope of seeing it through, or replying intelligently.

  1. He succeeded
  2. He didn't create a flamewar
  3. It already existed
  4. He saw it through pretty well, actually
  5. He replied extremely intelligently--particularly in contrast to the material to which he was responding
  6. You're an idiot.

Heck, you had to use McaBeth as an insult.

  1. Did somebody say McaBeth?
  2. As opposed to recycling something you caught on the playground the other day
  3. You're an idiot

Yes, you are correct sir.

  1. Damn. If this were posted to me, I coulda put this quote in NotS as critical acclaim
  2. You're an idiot.

Your posts are little more than tales told by an idiot.

  1. Are you admitting to reiterating his posts?
  2. They're actually quite a bit more: ASCII with hypertext codes, posted for the world to see, archived into historical lore, and so on
  3. You're an idiot.

For tales have points and can accomplish something.

  1. No, just the good ones
  2. How would you know; did the pinkslip say so?
  3. You're an idiot

Your's have not. In fact, you have helped guarantee my continual posting here.

  1. Is that to suggest that a tale which accomplishes nothing leads to guaranteeing your continual posting?
  2. Your posting is directly related to my laziness: I haven't banned your new ISP yet
  3. You're an idiot.

Figures. You really helped screw things up with Alan1. Can anybody ever expect you to do betetr? No of course not.

  1. Begging the question
  2. He was the penultimate guy to give up on Alan1
  3. You're an idiot

Nobody even cared when your computer stopped working for 2 months.

  1. Read: BangBang didn't notice
  2. BangBang: you're an idiot

Or when you became far too busy to grace us with your patehticness even on a once a month level.

  1. Is that like patheticism?
  2. Shouldn't you be busier?
  3. You're an idiot

And still you continue to post here, convicned you are actaully making a positive difference.

  1. He, unlike you, is invited to
  2. I'm not sure how convinced he is, but the rest of us are
  3. You're an idiot

And by butting in where you are not concerned, just because there currently isn't a flame war to enjoy.

  1. There's a flamewar, but only BangBang enjoys it
  2. Where is he not concerned in gremlin.net?
  3. You're an idiot

But where is the joy when everybody is jumping down your throat for causing another one when we almost were free of a potential one?

  1. We'd like to sympathise with your lack of joy, having jumped down your throat for causing another one when we were almost free of you, but:
  2. You're an idiot

Where is your joy when you see your post did not even phase me one bit, Hoser.

  1. Yikes. You post this badly when you're unfazed? I'd hate to see you when you understood the insults
  2. You're an idiot

Where is the joy in knowing that to fight a quoter of media, you had to use Francios Bacons plays?

  1. This would be one of those insults we can't understand, wouldn't it....
  2. You're an idiot

It's 2000 AD now.

  1. And the final year of the millennium; we know
  2. Thanks for the information; got the temperature, too?
  3. You're an idiot

Get with the times. Your old ways are all but extinct, and hopeless.

  1. Okay, Kenobi
  2. You're an idiot

But without a brain, what can you ever hope to accomplish.

  1. Cranial cookie jar?
  2. You're an idiot

You can't even get a good flame war going, Hoser.

  1. That's why I recommend Zippo Premium Flamewar Fluid; starts quick, every time
  2. You're an idiot

Go see the Wizard. He's in Kansas, you know.

  1. This is too dumb to respond to.
  2. You're an idiot

--Gremlin

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