Jesus H. Christ....what a dumbass....


Posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 01 July 2000 at 16:39:40:

In Reply to: What's New posted by Gremlin on 01 July 2000 at 11:35:09:

See my comments beneath the letter by banger.


: Bet you never thought you'd hear from me again. Figure old Gremlin would
: have
: offed me by now. Putting a hit out on someone usually does this sort of
: thing. But not against me. I didn't survive Gremlin's first murder attempt
: in October to die at the hands of the military soldier and Canadian lackey's
: threats against my life. Nor their precious god's attempts threats either.
: No. His server remained down long enough for me to learn what it'll take to
: survive. Now, with it's being ready this June, well, to you wonderful idea
: of
: revenge, I will strike first. I tried to be reasonable. I asked for help.
: I
: did everything I was supposed to, even to offer the most amount of help
: possible. I tired to get them the mental help they needed. They did this to
: a
: 15 year old boy before. Now they try it on me. Who's next? Any kid or
: adult
: really. Seeing as how the Grempire, as they like to call it, is a cult
: that's
: against the idiots of the world. 96% of the populace fall into
: that,including
: you all. Hence my trying to help save their minds, or what's left of it.
: However, no one would help me. You all just laughed at me and gave me the
: run
: around. So be it! If you will not help protect me from the Gremlinites,
: then
: I'll just have to make sure you must protect them from me!
: By your command. I'm going to do to them what they plan to do to me this
: June. I'm going to hunt them down like animals, and I'm going to destroy
: them. That's right. Not kill them. Destroy them. Killing is something you
: people believe in. Not me. I'm going to do the worst thing a human could
: possibly have to endure. Death will only end their agony, and silence their
: shame. So instead, I'm simply going to break them. Thanks to comic book
: violence, I have learned never to kill. Nobody gets off that easily, least
: of
: all after threatening and stalking me. Not to mention, Gremlin's previously
: failed attempt on my life in October. Gremlin the false idol, shall be
: first
: (he actually considers himself a god, as is indeed worshipped). I already
: have two addresses on him: Gremlin CO Rainbow Ridge Publications, 1990 150th
: Avenue, Indianola, Iowa 50125 and Gremlin PO Box 440393 Aurora, Colorado
: 80044. He looks exactly like Jeff Goldblum. He's like 6'4, and very very
: skinny. He hangs out at restauants like Bills and Perkins, with his Sony
: laptop and digital camera, smoking away and belittling everyone who comes
: in.

: He's in Denver, CO, now. See, I can easily find out about him, too. I don't
: need to ask "his" friends for help, like he did of mine. I also know one of
: his many weak points. His ego. All I have to do is e-mail
: gremlin@gremlin.net and say I have a copy of his book, News Of The Stoopid
: (which does contain pie bomb building instructions, as he himself brags
: about
: all the time), and I'm going to be in Denver on any given day. Where will
: you
: be so I can meet you and get an autograph. Once he tells me, I'm there.
: AND
: THAT FUCK IS TOAST! Think of all the fun I can have with him. I can easily
: debobbitize him (You know, off with his head, down with the stalk), and then
: castrate him. Trust me, it's best he never has a begotten child. Plus,
: it's
: only fair that I do. After all, he took away my most precious, and it was a
: birthday present no less. Only fitting I do the eye for an eye, a tooth for

: a
: tooth, a nail for a nail, a most precious, for a most precious. So good-bye

: Gremmy's most precious. And it was a birthday present, no less. Then,
: following in the eye for an eye bit, I'm going to do to him, what you humans
: did to me. You cost me my right eye, so now he loses his. Then there's
: plenty of body mass to slice and dice. Slashing is so much fun nowadays.
: Arms and legs to massacre and amputate. Backs and bones to break, necks to
: snap, paralysis to induce. And of course, home made lobotomies. Right
: through the left side, specifically, the speech center. You do know what
: happens to people who get brain damaged there, don't you? All I'm saying
: is,
: big surprise. Of course, this will happen to all the Gremlinites. Even the
: few females in this cult. Yes, thanks to medical incompetence, I now know
: how
: to hurt women. Off with their breasts. The emotional damage alone is the
: most fun, yes/no? The interesting part is how two members were kids when
: they
: joined 2 years ago. 1 still is. He lives in Arizona, uses IP 63.14.195.5 -
: 1Cust5.tnt4.phoenix.az.da.uu.net UU.NET e-mail addy
: FordPrefect82@hotmail.com
: and his dad works for a high-tech audio design firm in boulder. This is who
: you allow to be corrupted, and will go down, as well.
: Had you bothered to care about me, I'd have simply had Gremlin, Imp, Hunter,
: Host, and Swyndle, the main offenders, institutionalized, where they could
: get
: the help they so badly need, as stated before. But you decided my life was
: worth squat, not even. You called it two guys going back and forth on a
: message board (the wave of cyber stalkings/crimes of the 21st centurey,
: BTW).

: Said I wanted revenge. No. I wanted them healed. But thanks for the idea.
: Their minds can never be healed. No one wants them institutionalized for
: their/our safety. So if I can't help heal their minds like I want to, I'll
: do
: things your way, and damage their bodies just as badly as their minds are.
: I
: must protect myself. It's do or die. They want me to die, now they'll spend
: a
: lifetime begging to die. However, I'm going to make sure medical science
: keeps
: them alive and in agony for a long time to come. A very long time indeed.
: For the promise of a little mercy, Gremlin will help me track down his
: followers. And you inspired me. Thanks > : )
: You see, you really should have helped me out. Instead of ignoring me, you
: should have worked with me. For I'm the second. A mere child was first.
: You
: see, they go after kids AND adults. Which means more youths are in danger.
: And you're helping them. So I must stop them alone. You'll of course be
: thanking me, because Americans don't like child abusers. If you think I'm
: bluffing, remember, I was with them for 2 plus years before I learned they
: were dead serious and escaped their cult brainwashing. You see the penalty
: for escaping. I even asked http://StopNetAbusers.org for help but they
: refused to even acknowledge my existence. Guess all you so called
: protectors
: are all talk, no action. To scared to venture past baby mild tiff chat
: rooms.
: The big boys play on Message Boards. And get off scott free, thanks to you
: and your kind. So, go ahead. I'll do what you all are too scared and
: powerless to do. Stop the Gremlinites, and save the world. Then you can
: explain to the world why you let this happen. Course, Hunter (AKA
: Tabitha)shall be dishonorably discharged from the army. Which you should
: have
: had done anyway. Then of course try her for treason and conspiracy to kill.
: She did sneak Gremlin a gun and some biochemical weapons. Germs. Now, she
: and her fellow fools shall all suffer the fate. And the Army can explain why
: they're training soldiers to kill innocent civilians. But hey, I'm sure the
: American people, as well as the world, will understand.
: Maybe they'll blame me for stopping the blood shed. After all, if you think
: what happened at Wendy's was bad, or Columbine, well, these folks have
: analyzed their mistakes, and what they plan to do to me and others is far
: worse.
: Go ahead, think Gremlin's not planning this. If you ignore it, it'll go
: away.
: All thanks to me. By the way, Gremlin was right about one thing. Our
: psychotic, unstable, insane fiend did figure out the truth about me. I am
: an
: alien. So anything I do is all nice and legal. Besides the fact Universal
: Law dictates I do this to them (your country is in our universe), I have
: Diplomatic Immunity by your own misbegotten laws. See, it's all just a game
: to me, too. While Gremlin studied me like an animal, calling me his hobby,
: and playing a game where he collects info and stores it in a text file, I
: play
: a very different game. In my game, I damage molecular structures on a life
: altering level. A paralyzed paraplegic isn't a fun thing to be. A know
: about, oh say, 12-15 who will have fun being so. They have no choice.
: To think, if you would have helped me out when I asked, maybe none of this
: would have happened. But you didn't. So it will. It must. My life and
: all
: the lives of the children and my fellow adults must be saved. America isn't
: designed to handle people like Gremlin, and so I will stop them, by using
: the
: same tricks those before me have. Like I said, I'm doing to them what they
: will do to me. You thought Coloumbine and Wendy's was horrible? Wait until
: I
: go all INS on their bodies. Their internal organs shall be treated exactly
: as
: Eilan Gonzalous was. I do not want to do this. You are making me. I must
: do
: this. To protect the world from devastation. To unite all peoples into one
: nation. To promote the beauty of truth and love. To extend my rules to the
: stars above. I will protect the human race from the Grempire, even if I
: must
: do it alone. I hope you're happy and still laughing. Nobody wanted to
: help
: me when I asked. Now there will be much suffering for your crimes against
: me
: and all peoples of this world. And when Gremlin posts my info, I'm also
: comming after you allas well. See, Amercians don't liek Big Brother putting
: their personal specks on the Net for the world to see. So, I'm gonna have
: so
: breaking fun with your bodies as well. Not that you can stop me. You're
: little tricks for teaching people how to stalk each toehr are quite useless
: off a chat room (baby land). Heck, you couldn't even track down my personal
: info with just my credit card number. Here, try and find out lots about me:
: 5420969100031840. I know that you can't Not even an experation date.
: Why couldn't you have helped me when I asked for it? Why did you try and
: doom
: me for. Why? WHY?


Okay, this is even worse than I thought. He's delusional, he's psychotic, he's stupid. It looks like EVERY SINGLE person who frequents the board is implicated and he was intending to torture. Including me. Hell, Next to Gremlin and Hunter I was the most intricately described person, and EVERYTHING was correct. He evidently obsessivly archives all of the boards on his own computer. He must have been accumulating shit on everyone here little bits at a time. This is the kind of shit serial killers do, but usually not idiots like him.

Oh well, at least I'm now the target of a wanna-be serial killer. At least I can brag about that. All of this kind of reminds me of the X-Files episode "Unruhe" only dumber.

And what the FUCK was that whole pokemon/team rocket bullshit? PLEEEEZE!


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