He started out by complimenting my profile picture. I, unfortunately, lost that portion. Only two lines are missing from this transcript.
bandung101:do you have any more?
bandung101: want my pic?
evilcoffeechick: Not right now, i'm busy.
bandung101: I will take a pic of me cuming, then send it to you?
evilcoffeechick: If you must....
bandung101: hmm ,,, if you want it?
evilcoffeechick: Why would I want a jpeg of some guy ejaculating?
bandung101: some women like it,, they think it is hot
evilcoffeechick: I guess, depending on the size of the guy's dick, I could post it on our messageboard, for everyone to laugh at....
bandung101: no laughing at my cock, that is for sure
bandung101: 9" long,, and thick
evilcoffeechick: If you say so.
evilcoffeechick: I'm with someone who's got a dick bigger than my forearm.
bandung101: hmm,, that could rip you in half
evilcoffeechick: So: I guess if you're really desperate to get a chick to look at your dick, go ahead and send it, so I can laugh. And it hasn't ripped me in half yet.
bandung101: do you have any naked pics?
evilcoffeechick: Yeah. All manner of stuff from desperate guys, why do you ask?
bandung101: a naked pic of yOu?
evilcoffeechick: There's a few of those.
bandung101: cool,,, can I have one?
evilcoffeechick: I dunno. You'll have to ask Gremlin, the guy that I'm with, who owns the pictures.
bandung101: Gremlin,, may I have one of those pics?
evilcoffeechick: You're not going to get ahold of him through my chat module, dumbass. you're going to have to ask him on his messageboard, here: http://gremlin.net/bb
bandung101: ok,, going there now
bandung101: way to much of a hassel,,,
bandung101: so much to enter, just to ask him that
evilcoffeechick: Oh, so you're a coward. That's nice to know.
bandung101: hmm,, not a coward,, just so much stuff to enter
bandung101: not east
bandung101: if you got one, send it,, and I will send you several of mine
evilcoffeechick: I don't have any; I don't own any of them. One of the hazards of being who I am. Another hazard, I suppose, is being hit on by dimwits who can't even handle filling in a couple of fields. That said dimwits are the sort of unfuckable freaks of nature who need to go around taking pictures of their dicks, because that's the only way they'll ever get them seen by females isn't quite my fault.
evilcoffeechick: What's truely unfortunate is that you guys are all boring, unoriginal, retarded cowards who make the exact same claims about themselves.
bandung101: yes, you are so right
evilcoffeechick: Now, if you'll stop bothering me, I'm going to go post this to the board that 'takes too much effort to fill in information.'