evilcoffeechick: You sent me a message earlier; I was asleep.
eliweed: how are ya
evilcoffeechick: I'm alright.
eliweed: u busy
eliweed: wanna meet today
evilcoffeechick: I'm a little busy, yeah.
eliweed: would you like to meet
eliweed: just for fun
evilcoffeechick: I don't generally meet people who contact me over this. A lot of people ask....
eliweed: well what about me
eliweed: im a nice guy
eliweed: we could have a good time
evilcoffeechick: That honestly doesn't matter. What matters is lack of time, and principle. I don't run off to meet /anyone/ who just messaged me on YIM.
evilcoffeechick: What sort of 'good time'.
eliweed: you know
eliweed: i have a tongue ring too
evilcoffeechick: Well isn't that special....
eliweed: i will use it
eliweed: on you
evilcoffeechick: Uh-huh. Right. If we meet.
eliweed: of course
evilcoffeechick: Tell me, why does your little webcam thing only ever get a shot of your arm?
eliweed: thats where it is pointed
eliweed: what do you wanna see
evilcoffeechick: Well yes, obviously. You're trying to meet me, and you won't point it at your face?
eliweed: where do you live?
evilcoffeechick: Currently, denver, rather past Buckley.
eliweed: im n lakewood
eliweed: we could realy meet
evilcoffeechick: Yeah, probably.
eliweed: why not?
evilcoffeechick: Lemme get a good look at that tongue ring....
eliweed: u have a pic?
evilcoffeechick: Well, yeah. On my profile; I have to assume you've already seen it, since you're messaging me....
eliweed: yes i have seen that one
eliweed: its nice
evilcoffeechick: So you've already seen my profile. And probably my 'marital status'?
eliweed: long term
eliweed: it will only be meeting
eliweed: for somefun
evilcoffeechick: You misinterpreted that, didn't you. "Long term relationship" means I'm IN one.
eliweed: i know
eliweed: but we could just have a lil fun
eliweed: no harm
evilcoffeechick: Hmm. Do you have a full picture you could send me?
eliweed: no one will know
eliweed: hmm not on here
eliweed: what would you like to see
evilcoffeechick: Oh, I just wanted to actually see you, so I knew what all of you looked like....
eliweed: u could see in person
eliweed: of course i may be a little low
eliweed: for you to see
eliweed: is there a chance we are gonna meet?
evilcoffeechick: Well, I guess if I'm not going to get a full picture out of you, or anything else, I might as well stop playing around. No, there's no chance in hell we're going to meet. I don't cheat on the guy I'm with. I do however have a lot of fun getting stuff through this to post to my idiot archive on http://evilcoffeechick.com and to the messageboard at http://gremlin.net -- I think you might already have been up there once, too.
evilcoffeechick: oh, no need to stop it now; it's too late; I've already got shots of you.