honey_guy: hi baby
honey_guy: how r ya?
evilcoffeechick: Fine.
honey_guy: you look very nice
evilcoffeechick: Thanks.
honey_guy: mmmmmmmmmmm
honey_guy: what do u do for fun?
evilcoffeechick: Read. Learn stuff.
evilcoffeechick: Work with reptiles.
honey_guy: cool
honey_guy: I'm looking for someone for long-term relationship
honey_guy: where do u live in Denver
evilcoffeechick: Near the aeroport.
honey_guy: Oh i see
evilcoffeechick: If you're looking for someone for a long-term relationship, you might want to look for someone who's single.
honey_guy: do u have b/f?
evilcoffeechick: Yes. Hence the /long term relationship/....
honey_guy: r u single?
honey_guy: :)
honey_guy: r u there?
evilcoffeechick: Yes, I'm here. NO, I'm not single.
honey_guy: just looking at your pic and i'm getting all malted for ya
honey_guy: :)
evilcoffeechick: Malted? Like, a chocolate malt?
honey_guy: u got that right
honey_guy: :)
evilcoffeechick: You're failing to make sense....
honey_guy: oh thanks
evilcoffeechick: Sorry; I forgot, honesty is a quality that's frowned upon in today's society.
honey_guy: i'm getting bit..........
honey_guy: that is right
evilcoffeechick: I prefer not to be societally acceptable. Sorry; no lying or cheating from me.
evilcoffeechick: Go look for someone who's single, and interested, who has standards low enough to think that someone who types like you is worth dating.
honey_guy: sorry if that bothers you
evilcoffeechick: If what bothers me....
honey_guy: just kidding
evilcoffeechick: I'm guessing that I'd be wasting my time if I were to wait on you to start making sense....
honey_guy: u know i'm not low standards as you said baby
evilcoffeechick: You're certainly displaying yourself as intellectually substandard.
honey_guy: no i'm not
honey_guy: what do u do for fun?
evilcoffeechick: 'u' is not a word; the first word of every sentence is to be capitalised; 'I' is to be capitalised. There should be punctuation occasionaly, in the approrpriate places. You learn all this in gradeschool, and yet, you fail to exhibit it in your writing.
evilcoffeechick: I already told you that. I learn stuff; I read. I work with my reptiles.
evilcoffeechick: Another display of substandard intelligence -- the lack of shortterm memory.
honey_guy: Sorry about that sweetie
honey_guy: Let's get naked and lick you all over and give you the best doggy style ever
evilcoffeechick: With you? No.
honey_guy: If you try it once you will always love it baby
evilcoffeechick: Doubtful.
honey_guy: ============@(_!_)
honey_guy: mmmmmmmmmmm
honey_guy: :)
honey_guy: It's very hard and ready for ya baby
honey_guy: r u there?
evilcoffeechick: Yes, I'm here. And you seem to still be missing the concept of 'you haven't got a fucking chance'