jon_303: HEY
jon_303: OR NOT
evilcoffeechick: What?
jon_303: DO YOU WANNA CHAT?
jon_303: I JUST THOUGH THAT YOU LOOKED REALLY SEXY IN YOUR PIC AND WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO CHAT MAYBE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE INTAMATE BUT I GUESS NOT
evilcoffeechick: I don't do 'intimate' chat. I'm rather busy right now. I have to go out and get dinner for myself and the guy that I've been with for two years, so....
jon_303: OHHHH WELL I GUESS YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE THEN DIDINT YOU
jon_303: WELL ANY WAY I WAS JUST KIDDING I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE A LITTLE SLUT BUT I GUESS YOU ARENT
evilcoffeechick: Nope. I'm not. But you're an annoyance who can't find his capslock key, so go away.
jon_303: WELL IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER THEN OK I WILL GO AWAY
evilcoffeechick: You don't matter enough to do anything that'll make me feel better, ,but if it'll please you, I'll put your name, and this conversation up in my idiot archive along with everyone else who's ever bothered me thinking they'd get sex. Then maybe you'll get bothered by idiots who want sex.
evilcoffeechick: Y'know, since you little freaks of nature who can't get anything in real life need to stick together....
jon_303: I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU
evilcoffeechick: Sure you do. Tell me, has your capslock been stuck on since you bought the computer.