seemelive2000: hi
seemelive2000: im in denver
evilcoffeechick: Okay.
seemelive2000: im here on business for a couple nights
evilcoffeechick: Ah.
seemelive2000: whats to do for fun?
evilcoffeechick: No idea. Depends on what you consider 'fun', I guess.
seemelive2000: anything you have to get naked to do
seemelive2000: j/k
evilcoffeechick: Heh....
seemelive2000: no really
evilcoffeechick: I have no idea what's 'fun' in this town. I don't go out much.
seemelive2000: why not?
evilcoffeechick: No time, really. And no interest. I have enough fun with the people here.
seemelive2000: im stuck in my hotel room
seemelive2000: oh really, expand on that will u
evilcoffeechick: Ah. Well, there's not much to do right now, I don't think. Earlier in the evening, there were probably clubs and bars.
evilcoffeechick: Um, what I do here? Um, sometimes I watch people play videogames, but mostly we just talk about stuff. Or we work on stuff. Various websites. I consider it all to be quite a bit of fun.
seemelive2000: yea but u cant drink naked
evilcoffeechick: I've also got two reptiles to work with, so I'm usually pretty busy.
evilcoffeechick: Right now, I'm researching stuff.
seemelive2000: like what?
evilcoffeechick: Conspiracy theories. Military acronyms. Weapons. Mind control. Bullshit stuff, really.
seemelive2000: sound interesting
seemelive2000: ok well if u want to get naked let me know
evilcoffeechick: Why do I have to let you know? I can do that perfectly fine where I am right now.
seemelive2000: ya but not with me
evilcoffeechick: Why would I want to do that? If I want to get naked with someone, I've got someone to do that with.
seemelive2000: oh really who is that?
evilcoffeechick: The guy I've been with for two years. Gremlin.
seemelive2000: so your saying i have a chance
seemelive2000: j/k
evilcoffeechick: No.
seemelive2000: thats ok i can still have my fantacy
evilcoffeechick: That's your problem, I guess....
seemelive2000: hey thats no problem
seemelive2000: why dont u just blow him off and try something new?
evilcoffeechick: Why in hell would I blow off a two year relationship with an incredibly intelligent English novelist/webmaster/et cetera, to have a fucking fling with an outoftowner?
seemelive2000: sounds reasonable
evilcoffeechick: Sorry, I don't give up what I want and what I like for /anyone/.
seemelive2000: hey now u r just trying to hurt my feelings
evilcoffeechick: No. I'm not trying. If I were trying, you'd know.
seemelive2000: i am a small man
evilcoffeechick: That's also your problem.
seemelive2000: u dont care at all?
evilcoffeechick: Nope.
seemelive2000: u were my last hope
evilcoffeechick: Everyone else turned you down too, then, did they?
seemelive2000: i cant take it anymore
evilcoffeechick: So don't.
seemelive2000: u r so mean
evilcoffeechick: I'm mean? What, because I won't pityfuck you?
seemelive2000: oh darn u figured me out
evilcoffeechick: Psychological games don't work on me.
seemelive2000: hmmm that sound good pittyfuck
evilcoffeechick: At least, not when someone on your level is trying to pull them.
seemelive2000: oh u think so
evilcoffeechick: I'm well aware that they work on me, but I'm also well aware of the kind of person it takes to manipulate me. You are not he.
seemelive2000: not even in my spare time?
evilcoffeechick: Not even in your spare time, 'jake'.
seemelive2000: well i guess u have it all figured out
evilcoffeechick: No, not really. I just know that you're not getting your own way, as usual, and you're not liking it. I also know that I seem to have challenged your 'manhood' in some way, and you're going to try to posture at me now. Try to 'manipulate me' since I said you couldn't.
evilcoffeechick: Try away.
seemelive2000: mad little girl
evilcoffeechick: 'we're all mad here....'
seemelive2000: why?
evilcoffeechick: Ugh...the simplest of quotes from a book everyone seems to have forcefed to them when they were five, and you don't even recognise it.
seemelive2000: nope sorry
seemelive2000: not that quick
evilcoffeechick: Thought not. Thanks for the material though. I'll post this in the idiot archives with the others....