Originally posted to the gremlin.net messageboard on 30 July 2001 at 21.54.38
Alright, this person, utility9966, PMed me, soliciting cybersex after spending five minutes in the room asking for 'ladys' who wanted to 'chat a man of the lord'. I called him out on it; he accused me of being not only a man, but the devil himself.
I called him on that too.
He started blathering on and on about how I wasn't a 'vergen'.
Fine by me.
Then this happened. I've got as much of the transcript as I could.

utility9966: why dont you leave me alone. i never see you before and i never pm you. i dont cyber. its not my falt you not a vergin. i cant help if you have 7 kids bye three diffent fathers. i am a clean smart vergin man with no kids. and i am a man of god

Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I think you'd best do some research on who you're lying about. You'll quickly find that, other than the fact I'm not the person you want to lie about, because it could be the most expensive mistake of your life....
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Now, let's look at these things real quick, shall we? 1. I don't have any kids.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: 2. I'm not ashamed of the fact that I"m not a virgin.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: 3. I'm not a whore, no matter what your silly pastor tells you. Not all atheists are whores. That's likely why you PMed me in the first place, but it doesn't qork like that with me.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I've been with exactly one man. And I'm still with him. How 'whorish' is that? Exactly how can I have seven kids by three different fathers if I have no kids, and have been with the same man my entire sexually-active life.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: And would you like to tell me how anyone can call themselves 'smart' when they can't even fuckin SPELL or form full sentences?
utility9966: not my falt your not a vergin. you will end up like your mother
utility9966: on the corner of the street
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: My mother has two kids, and her entire sexually active life was spent with her husband.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Do you care to back that up with evidence?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Because you realise you're committing libel right now. My mom could technically sue you for going around and saying that about her, because a respectable accountant does NOT need someone going around telling people she's a streetcorner worker.
utility9966: its to bad your not muture. a muture lady wound not care on what i am saying
utility9966: maybe you shoud grow up
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Sorry. I'm not 'muture'. NO such word exists. Perhaps you need to work on your spelling.
utility9966: little girl
utility9966: mature
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I'm quite grown up; I've likely gone through more in my life than you have. I can tell you've never spent time in the military; a respectable christian wouldn't do this, and nor would a true soldier. They have respect for women, they don't cyber, and they don't act like this when they get turned down.
utility9966: how dare you judge me. i think you need to grow up
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: How dare I judge you when you've done nothing but judge me? YOu're the one who needs to grow up and do a little personal serarching.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Now, are you going to shut the fuck up, and come back in here and apolgise to the man I'm with for trying to ruin the reputation of his chick, or are you going to continue harassing me and lying about me?
utility9966: its not my falt you dont have a real man to talk care of you... you think your all that when you not a vergin. i bet he cheated on you already.... tell me how i was lying to you. can you back that up...
utility9966: prove i lie you cant
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: THe entire transcript shows that you're lying. Moreover, the facts show that you're lying. You claimed my mother worked on the streets; she does not. She's a respectable accountant.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You accuse me of whoring; that's also untrue. It took me three years of knowing Gremlin before I slept with him. Does that constitute whorishness? Not even remotely.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You accuse Gremlin of cheating; he has not. And you, the cowardly child that you are, haven't even the nerve to accuse him of that to his face. All you can do is use your little lie as a ploy to get me to shut up and cyber with you. Yes, you're a good christian alright. All christians treat their women as property. Unlike real men.
utility9966: haveing sex before marrage is a sin and that means your a sinner
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: How do you know I'm not married?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Oops. Did you fuck up again? Judgemental of you, wasn't it?
utility9966: do i care if your marred. your a little weak 15 year old girl who is scared and comfused
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: More judgements? Sorry; check out the facts. I'm a 20 year old ex-military female. I've never been 'scared' or 'confused' in my life. Unlike you.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Hypocrite.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Come on; judge me some more. Sin sone more. Just to make you feel better about getting caught trying to cyber.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: So come on; be the 'good christian man' you claim to be, instead of sitting around and lying and judging in PM.
utility9966: i am sorry if i made you cry.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: If you're such a good 'christian man' go confront Gremlin with your lies about cheating on me.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You haven't got any truth within you, have you?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You can't make me cry with lies. You have nothing. I, however, can make you cry. I can expose you for what you are. I can post this where 2,000 people an hour will see it. Have you ever had that kind of fame before?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Have you ever LIED in front of that many people? Have you ever had your HYPOCRICY exposed in front of that many people?
utility9966: truth hurts i know i use to be a lot like you, but i am a vergin
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: GOod for you; did you ever think that you were a virgin, not by choice, but because nobody would ever TOUCH you, even if they were paid?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: And you've never been anything like me; you can't even SPELL, let alone construct a full sentence.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You've never been in the military.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You've never served your country.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You've never done SHIT with your life.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: All you can do is sit around and LIE about people.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: So, do you care to retract anything befor I expose you as the liar you are? Because it's going to be quite amusing when everyone who knows me IRL reads this....
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Because nothing you've said even remotely coincides with anything on public governmental records....
utility9966: ok i get you point. lesbians in the army i know the only love you can get
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Incorrect.
utility9966: ok lets drop this before it gos to far
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Absolutely incorrect. Did you miss the part where I said I've been with one man my entire sexually active life?
utility9966: ok lets drop this
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You already went too far, dipshit. You should've known better than to PM me in the first place. You went to far when you didn't shut up after you got caught.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: No. I'm not dropping shit until you come back into the room, and apologise to both me and GremlinDotNet, and the entire room, for being an idiot. Or aren't you too 'good' a 'christian man' to do that?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Neither of us like being lied about; I should make you apologise to my MOTHER too.
utility9966: whos gremlindot
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Because I know she'd be annoyed to find out someone was going around calling her, a RESPECTED CPA, a 'whore'.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: GremlinDotNEt is the guy I'm with. I've been with only him.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: And no, not all of that time was spent sleeping with him either.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Judge not, fuckwit....
utility9966: your still a little child. your not worth fiting with
utility9966: your not worth to fight with
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Judge not. I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, from what I've seen.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: And I'm more of a lady than you'll ever have.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Now are you going to apologise?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You're no fuckin' christian; you're just another internet cybersex addict.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Get the fuck away from me, you scum. Don't ever fuckin talk to me again. And don't you DARE ever speak of me, because if you so much as lie about me, I'll fuckin' know about it. Because I've got more friends than you know.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: ANd I hope you're ready to become the most popular idiot on the net, because I am going to post this.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I don't fuckin' tolerate liars. And I don't fuckin' tolerate bad christian males like you. You give your religion a bad name. A very bad name.
utility9966: fuck you. your a she bitch. i dont care about you or you scanke boy friend
utility9966: slut
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Sorry; he's not skanky. He's the CEO of a corporation; you might want to retract that before you get in even bigger trouble.
utility9966: i was going to say sorry but your rud and imature
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Oops. Did you fuck up again? There's a reason why they say 'judge not'.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I'm rude and immature? Who's the one hurling around 'lesbian' and 'skank' and 'whore' as insults?
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You act as if you're twelve.
utility9966: no one care on what you have to say
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: I'm simply sitting over here telling the truth. And it's obvious you cannot handle it, because of the way you're acting. You're sitting over there lying, saying false things about me, my mother, my friends, Gremlin.
utility9966: you must have pms or some thing you should take care of it. use midolf
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Oh, I think differently. Almost all the people in that chatroom you just left care what I have to say.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Sorry; no PMS here.
utility9966: pms 24 7
utility9966: lay off the crack
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: That's a very childish thing of you to say.
utility9966: truth hurts
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: More childishness? Come on; try harder. Dig for truth for once. Perhaps you might as well admit that you've been caught.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Too bad you don't know thing one about the truth, or maybe you could hurt me. More likely, you'd just hurt yourself, if you had any idea as to the 'truth' about the person you were dealing with.
utility9966: you cant handle the truth
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You're wrong; I know the truth. Moreover, I know the facts. Do you want some facts?
utility9966: you need cousiling
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Fact: I'm a regular at a messageboard that gets over 2,000 hits a day. I'm one of the old regulars. I'm one of the more popular regulars, too.
utility9966: what do i have to do so you leave me along. your like a fly that never leaves you along
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You're the one running around lying about me. Perhaps you should shut up.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Perhaps you should apologise, so I don't have to ruin your fuckin' life.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: You've got a minute to show up in that room and apologise publicly. Exactly sixty seconds. Starting now.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Ten second warning.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Times up. Welcome to 'let's see how much more your life sucks since you didn't apologise'. I'll be posting the transcript to http://board.grem.tv and telling everyone to tell everyone else about it.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Too bad; you lose.
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: Perhaps now you'll learn something.
utility9966: bitch no one cares any way
Hunter_the_CrazyChick: We'll see who cares.
utility9966: bye slut