vg707in: morning sexy
evilcoffeechick: Um, hello.
vg707in: how was ur night?
vg707in: where r u?
vg707in: as for me in COS
evilcoffeechick: Um, kay.
vg707in: what do u do?
vg707in: as in job and as in hobbies
evilcoffeechick: No real job; no real hobbies; I work with reptiles, and I do design modeling.
evilcoffeechick: Oh, and I"m co-anchor on an internet radio show. I guess that counts.
vg707in: u r a student? whats ur age? im 25 yrs young
evilcoffeechick: No. I'm not a student. I'm 21.
vg707in: r u interested in cyber sex?
vg707in: ok no problem.. maybe just a caress and a kiss or two....
vg707in: hey - just try it out - once
vg707in: maybe it will be fun. thats the advantage of internet.. if u want to freak out - no problem. won't even recognise u if we met in a store. no obligations - just live out ur fantasies... not always just oce
evilcoffeechick: Again: no. I don't /want/ to, nor do I /need/ to. I happen to /have/ someone that I can do whatever the fuck I want with.
vg707in: does he tingle ur clitoris with his tongue? maybe I don't have anything new to offer - but still think
evilcoffeechick: 'tingle ur clitoris'?
vg707in: lady - I don't have one- but I can do it to u... hope u know what a clitoris is
evilcoffeechick: Listen, my sexlife, while utterly satisfying, is absolutely none of your business, and not something I discuss with /any/ of the people who random-message me. You have nothing to offer; in fact, with the way you're writing right now, and the fact that you're soliciting cybersex, you're a downgrade.
evilcoffeechick: A HELL of a downgrade.
evilcoffeechick: You're *quite* welcome.
vg707in: then can I kiss u there?
vg707in: ha ha.. lady I like girls like u... u r so puritans... but then don't tell me u don't have fantasies. that u haven't masturbated...
evilcoffeechick: No, I don't have fantasies. No, I don't masturbate. I have no /need/ for either. Again: I'm WITH SOMEONE.
evilcoffeechick: Are you that retarded that you don't understand what 'with someone' means? You don't understand what 'long term relationship' means?
vg707in: yes I understand.. thats what Im trying to say... having no fantasies is incorrect. having extra marital affair is incorrect. am just giving an outlet for fantasies..
evilcoffeechick: 'Having no fantasies is incorrect'?
vg707in: yeah. u r restraining urself
evilcoffeechick: You're going to try the 'you're not normal' ploy? Guess what? I'm NOT NORMAL. I EMBRACE MY ABNORMALCY.. I AM TOTALLY ONE WITH MY DIFFERENCE FROM EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS FUCKIN' PLANET IN THAT I DON'T CYBER, DON'T MASTURBATE, AND DO NOT HAVE FANTASIES. I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HAPPY WITH BEING DIFFERENT.
evilcoffeechick: And NO, I'm not restraining myself, because I NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
vg707in: lady why r u losing ur cool. I m questioning ur notion of morality. maybe thats why u r feelin offended. I just want to have some pleasure.u haven't told me - has ur clitoris been ever touched by a tongue?
evilcoffeechick: You haven't seen me lose my cool yet. I'm simply attempting to get it through your head that 1. I don't cyber. 2. No fuckin' means /No/. Haven't you figured it out yet? I get plenty of pleasure from the person I'm with; I'm not going to leave him for some SpEd who can't get any anywhere else online. Why the fuck would I do that?
vg707in: who asked u to leave anyone?
evilcoffeechick: You're asking me to leave him by pestering me repeatedly to do stuff with you. Even over the internet, that would be cheating, and I've put people in the hospital for less.
vg707in: thats ur notion of morality.......
vg707in: i didn't mean to offend u...
evilcoffeechick: You didn't. You fuckin' annoyed me.
vg707in: just mybe try it once - this week anytime
evilcoffeechick: Learn that No fuckin' means No, and stop trying to push your horrid, disgusting little self as if you were crystal meth, because you have /nothing/ to offer.
evilcoffeechick: Particularly to me. Why? Because I've got someone real.
vg707in: lady, u r not understanding me... have u ever read a steamy novel. have u ever been wet without being touched. have u ever imagined?? if not then try once... u have no obligations - apart from ur morality....
evilcoffeechick: Have I ever read a 'steamy' novel? No, none of the novels I read 'steam', or emit any form of vapours. If you're talking about romance novels, yes, I have read them, and they quite suck.
evilcoffeechick: Have I ever been 'wet' without being touched? By what, water? It's hard to become 'wet' without touching water.
evilcoffeechick: 3. Have I ever imagined? Imagined what? A world without idiots? Yes, quite often.
evilcoffeechick: I have obligations to the person I'm with, otherwise I would not be with them.
vg707in: have ur clitoris been licked?
evilcoffeechick: Yes, you fuckin' SpEd. You're not going to go away until I answer that question, so fuckin' YES, it has been.
vg707in: have u tried 69
evilcoffeechick: My sexlife is absolutely none of your business, and I refuse to answer any further questions regarding it. If you do not respect another's privacy, that's not my problem.
vg707in: can we have group one
evilcoffeechick: 'group one'?
vg707in: yup - u me and brngrrenback
evilcoffeechick: Not a chance in hell. See -- I don't sleep with brngreenback.
vg707in: what?? he is offering ur pussy snaps
evilcoffeechick: You're really dumb, aren't you?
evilcoffeechick: Excuse me; I'm too busy laughing at you.
vg707in: its u who is offering them?
evilcoffeechick: No. I am not brngreenback.
vg707in: i think u need a lick bet. ur legs
vg707in: maybe some alcohol will help u
vg707in: and u can get some ......
evilcoffeechick: But likely not. I don't drink; alcohol induces migraines, and I tend to hurt people when I have a migraine.
vg707in: its ok.. just let me smell urs.....
evilcoffeechick: And it's highly likely that I don't /need/ anything, because if I were looking for sex, I wouldn't be on my computer.
vg707in: its ok - even ur computer can give u .......
evilcoffeechick: See: I'm not the sort of loser who can only get sex by badgering other people into it; I bet you really win them over with the daterape drugs, don't you?
vg707in: no - i usaully eat them.. its more fun.
vg707in: and they also love it
evilcoffeechick: I love it; your only 'ability' is using your tongue. Tell me, does it suck to have a dick /that/ small?
vg707in: u can try it.. no not being nasty. just try it... can u feel ur panty . is it mosit!! just put ur finger in. tak it out.and smell NOW
evilcoffeechick: And by the way: when are you going to figure out that 'NO' fuckin' means "You're not getting any from me?" Get over it: you're substandard. You're beneath my standards. You don't even rate a 'sorry, but no', particularly not now. Not now that you've badgered and beleagured the issue to the point of me fuckin' /reporting/ you to email@example.com for violating the Terms of Service.
evilcoffeechick: And by the way: guess what? I'm not moist. I'm not even the least bit aroused by your constant pestering. I don't do pityfucks.
evilcoffeechick: It takes a *lot* to turn me on, and you, dear idiot, are nothing.
evilcoffeechick: And I don't have to stick my finger /anywhere/ to be able to tell you that, because I'm fully aware of my body's functioning.
vg707in: ok - hope u start imagining.
vg707in: hope u get out of ur shell of morality and start living
evilcoffeechick: Fuckin' figure it out: I don't need to imagine /anything/ regarding sex; I have someone real.
vg707in: and satrt njoying
evilcoffeechick: What shell of fuckin' morality? I'm living with someone I'm not married to; I flew across the country to meet him. What /shell/ of fuckin' morality?
evilcoffeechick: Am I in a 'shell' of morality because I won't cyber with some loser who PMs me?
evilcoffeechick: If so: good, I'm happy in my shell of morality, because that equates to 'living in reality'. And I'm quite happy with reality. I'm quite happy with my life. A sign of that is not playing with myself over every fuckin' SpEd who PMs me looking for sex; you're the 12th one this hour, you loser.
evilcoffeechick: Oh, thanks for the porn, SpEd.
evilcoffeechick: Tell me, do you spam out popup porn from Warez sites often?
vg707in: come on baby - don't be so moral.. just smell ur finger
vg707in: and i thought its ur photo
evilcoffeechick: Fuck, you're an idiot.
evilcoffeechick: Yeah, I'm so obviously the head of a celebrity photoshopped onto a pornstar's body.
evilcoffeechick: You FUCKING SPED.
vg707in: yeah i need a fuck- cum on
evilcoffeechick: I don't do pityfucks.
evilcoffeechick: Certainly not with people who have to beleagure people into it online. You fucking freak, take your diseased little ass very far away from here.
vg707in: no I can spread eagle u... maybe spread ur legs apart.... ur drippin
evilcoffeechick: Leave me alone so I can save this transcript and post it on the gremlin.net messageboard, for everyone to see.
vg707in: yeah sure
vg707in: maybe someone will give ur tight ass a .........
evilcoffeechick: Yeah. Sure. I have no problems with posting this. In fact, I'll go do it now.
vg707in: and have some fun in life...
evilcoffeechick: I always have fun. And now, other people will have fun, because of your stupidity.
vg707in: spread ur legs..
vg707in: let me lick....
vg707in: hey ur pusssy is shaved...
evilcoffeechick: Oops, is that cyberrape I see?
evilcoffeechick: Is that sexual harassment?
evilcoffeechick: How nice.
vg707in: u r welcome
evilcoffeechick: Yes, thank you for allowing me to report one /more/ of your kind.
vg707in: shall i put my finger in u?
evilcoffeechick: Absolutely not.
vg707in: morning sexy