I haven’t actually played this game, so I don’t really know if it sucks to play, or what. I’m sitting here watching Gremlin play it. So far, I’ve seen some half-assed mission-type concepts — destroy this, eat that — and not much else, as far as that goes. Mostly because he keeps getting killed by the fuel pumps.

There’s this part where you have to destroy a dock. The dock is impressively strong — it survives having a Really Big Shark land on it after the RBS leaps out of the water.

Right before that, you attack swimmers…who aren’t swimmers yet, because they’re on the beach. And you can be too, if you jump just right. So there’s a Huge Fucking Shark all flipping around on the sand, going after these running people.

And you get points for eating bodybags that just happen to be underwater, and other stuff.

So, um…you’re a shark. And you eat stuff. And break stuff. And eat some more stuff.

Sometimes, the people sound like roosters crowing.