Willingly and all. It’s like an attempt to create news, or something. I really don’t know.

Actually, it might be an attempt to create a hostile work environment, since I have absolutely no typing ability on this missing-it’s-godforsaken-tab-key beast, and trying to get anything done on it is a lot like trying to get anything done without it, only…worse. Like, nothing gets done, ever. Or something.

That made no sense for a reason. You see, Gremlin’s sitting a few feet from me playing this graphically challenged game of checkers from some Atari Anthology and distracting me a lot. And the screen keeps flashing, and it’s really, really painful.

Atari kinda makes me wanna kill.