Yeah. I’ve got to work on my feng shui.

I said that…possibly two days ago. I’m pretty sure I said it to Gremlin, because who else would I be saying things to? [Okay, there’s Zombi…but she doesn’t talk back. Much.] I was in bed at the time.

I was also playing Animal Crossing: Wild World at the time.

I’ve recently become more than a little hooked on this game, and I’ve been looking up various things online about bettering my gameplay experience. I learned lots of things, like, holy shit, there’s a golden shovel that I can get if I were to just buy a second one and bury one of them. And there’s other golden items. And there’s money rocks, and feng shui. And stuff.

None of the sites were able to tell me how to make friends so I can actually play the wifi thing, but that’s okay. I don’t really need to do that, unless I actually want to get another Nook upgrade…which, I’m going through one of those today, and I’m rather displeased because that means ‘Nook-n-Go’ or whatever is going to be closed and that means I can’t fish for fun and profits….

Stupid ‘coon, ruining all my fun with his insipid upgrades.

I guess it’s okay, though, because I’ll get at least five minutes of good gameplay out of the acorn gathering for mush furniture that I get to do for the rest of the week, because there’s some sort of festival going on. That’s moments of fun!

Also, I’ve got some new fish and bugs held back for donating to the museum.

What’ll I do with the rest of my barely-awake time, though?

I’ll probably spend some time trying to see how close to 500 whatevers I can get in the Get in Shape game on Big Brain Academy, or maybe I’ll play that Mario cardgame….

And then, when I wake up again, if I’m pain-free enough, I’m seriously considering inducing even more pain by going through that Atari Anthology and having a second childhood.

But first, I should probably bring some coke in from the garage, because I’m on my last can….

Also, I just noticed that I really, really killed my plants.

Oops.