Snow plows? Two of them? On our street? Is that what all this beeping is about?

Oh, you are not putting that shit in my driveway, and in front of my mailbox, and anywhere near me….

No, not at all. This is your fault for letting it go this long, assholes. Get one of your huge damned trucks out here and put it in the back. Take it somewhere else, and not the driveway that I have to shovel every three days….

Also, what the hell is that big yellow ‘CAT’ thing with the blade hanging between the front and back wheels, and the interesting looks-like-it-could-cut-wheel on the back? I want to know so I can write it into my ‘psycho goes on a rampage in a reinforced construction vehicle’ type wishlist….