What the fuck just happened? I was typing, and suddenly, REFRESH! GONE! HA HA!

Too bad. It was brilliant. All about how the DS Lites weren’t the only thing killing productivity, because Encore has a whole category devoted to James Bond. They’re absolutely terrible, and I can’t stop watching them.

There were two points, also, a distracting clown with a stupid little egg.

1. I’m sad that they didn’t manage to write a song involving the word ‘octopussy’ for the opening, like they did with other titles. Huge letdown.

2. The space battle in Moonraker is officially the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a movie so far. It beats The Kick from Godzilla vs. Megalon. I couldn’t stop laughing.

There will be a small, private service for our dearly departed post, and the family would rather you not send flowers.