I got a cellphone charm today. It’s got a charm shaped like dog-suited Gir eating a cupcake on it, also a round charm, and one that’s round, with a cupcake and the words ‘I like food.’ Also, there’s a bell, which annoys me. But that’s okay, because it’s Gir. It goes nicely with my small collection of useless, overly-wide shoelaces, my shirts, and my little PVC figures.