Amazon.com wanted me to know that I could have the last Harry Potter book for 17.99. And then, after I decided that I might as well jump on the deal, it told me that I was guaranteed to have the book on the day it came out, or it was free.

So I bought it. And the other six books, because what good is the seventh without the other six, even if they are all paperbacks?

At least I won’t be one of those people waiting for it at the bookstore, or anything. And it’s almost over, so there’s none of that ‘will the Dark Tower ever be complete’ nonsense….

This better be good….