If I ever found myself in the position where I needed to buy something like this [like, if I ever had an infant, toddler, or need of a gift for someone else’s infant or toddler], I think I would definitely be getting the Octopus Costume.

Just because, y’know, it’s an octopus. And, honestly, isn’t it the cutest, most terrifying thing ever? Imagine, a toddler with eight arms.