I actually have a good reason for disliking myspace.

You see, it leaves the internet open to people as incoherent as this thing.

I’m not saying that there shouldn’t be free websites that are easy enough for most people to post on…but something so easy that…well, that could happen? No. This is not good. People like that should be restricted to ranting at their mirrors. You see, it’s for their own good. Otherwise, someone might catch them saying something insanely stupid about how they don’t care about the internet, because they’re only on more frequently than your average myspace-obsessed teenager. Or talking about how they have lives, except they’ve just finished a previous post saying they don’t….

But, hey, at least you can set things to private, and only let your weird, incoherent revisionist histories be read by people you know will do nothing but kiss your ass….