New term. It’s mine. I totally just made it up, like, two days ago.
A live-in vagina is a female who is both having sex with you and lives with you. A live-in vagina is not a wife. If you marry it, it stops being your live-in vagina — and, according to some, stops providing sex.
I used to watch a lot of Married With Children. I know. Lame, right? My point is that it lead me to believe that at some point the husband would just stop wanting sex, but I’m happy to report that it’s not always the case, for either side. This doesn’t have much to do with coining a new term. I just felt like sharing.
I have a live-in vagina. Wonderful.