Someone decided that I was the perfect text market for their…I don’t know, poorly executed choose-your-own-adventure romance? I’m really not sure. I just happened to catch this happening in my Rejects bin, and decided to respond to it.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t at my best. I’m sure I could’ve done much better if I’d just been slightly more awake and able to see.

…and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.
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