What a diappointment. If only it could’ve been more like The Zodiac.

No, really, I mean it. Looking back on it now, I liked Zodiac, especially compared to…well, whatever the hell happened to Dahlia. I guess it had something to do with the book it was based on.
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I’m not really sure where to start, which is why I’m starting with a variation of, “I don’t know where to start.” The film was yet another Harry Potter movie, which means that you have to see four other movies before you see this one.
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If you’re going to see Transformers, make sure you leave any expectations of anything other than a mindless CG-fest at home. In fact, just leave your brain at home with a nice, thick book, along with your sense of decency and any ability to think critically about anything.

Just don’t leave your decorum at home, because you might end up acting like the herd of chubby bi-trendy freaks that sat in front of me last night.
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