This may be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m not actually done watching it, though, so…maybe something amazing will happen to totally redeem it, like the on-screen burning of the fanfic writer guilty of creating this…mess.

Let’s see…tits, blood, vomit, men making funny simulated sex faces, screaming, lots of off-screen torture, a little on-screen torture, and a pack of chimp-like children who demand candy or else they’ll beat you up and fling poo at you. Or something.

With all that, how can you possibly go wrong? Hostel will show you how….
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