…thing of beauty. But don’t bother going to see it if you’re —

1. Stupid.
2. Expecting a perfectly-true-to-storyX version 2.4.09 movie, because that ain’t happening.
3. Have never played the game, and think all that stuff is just icky.
4. Are easily offended by certain religious things.

Copied from Fangoria #252, and really not mine at all. The comments at the end are, though. Continue reading →

Just heard from the mailing list that Rhino have decided what episodes are going to be on the next box set.

MST3K Volume 9, barring changes or strange, unpredictable copyright issues, will contain Episodes 104 – Women of the Prehistoric Planet, 207 – Wild Rebels, 613 – The Sinister Urge with short Keeping Clean and Neat, and 812 – The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

Also, it might be released on May 16th.