5-hour energy — why did I just drink that?

Advertising has a funny way of working on people. After a while, you see so many of the fucking things that you finally just give up and buy the product. The thought process goes something like, “Why won’t they shut the hell up. It’s not going to work. I’m never going to buy their shit. Maybe they know I’m never going to buy their shit. Maybe that’s why I keep seeing their ads. It’s only $2.99? Oh, fine. Shut the hell up. I’m buying it, I’m buying it….”
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