In what can only be an effort to over-excite Jack Thompson, metro.co.uk found this newsworthy. And I guess it might be, if the headline were ‘Last Innocent Child Learns Phrase ‘fucking cow’. Continue reading →

This was waiting for me in the mailbox tonight —

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess finally shipped.

As you can see, I’ve been waiting a long time for this….

USPS, you’d better not fuck this up. Quantities are limited, and you’ll not want to face my over-emotional wrath if my copy arrives with so much as a dent in the case.

Also, there better be one hell of a preorder goodie. I’ve earned it.