This post is probably going to suck, because I’m watching the film as I type.
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Tag Archives: Movies
Paraboring Inactivity
Don’t bother.
Seriously, don’t bother. And, speaking of not bothering, I’m not going to bother with ‘spoiler warnings’ [as if I ever do], because the trailer already spoils the ending.
I’m not kidding.
If you are going to see it, rent it and get the rifftrax. Because that’s the only way you can survive the incredible boredom.
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Harry Potter and the inability to stick to the damn book….
So, Half Blood Prince came out yesterday….
We were going to go see it during the day, when tickets were cheaper, but Gremlin forgot and slept through those hours. So…we went when it cost more, and was more crowded. Which means we ended up sitting really close to the screen. But…that was kinda my choice, because I didn’t want to sit between Drunk and Drunker….
Unfortunately, we got there in time for the previews, which means I was subjected to the Twilight sequel’s deplorable morphing CG. Ugh. Wow. Really? Did you have to reveal that in the preview? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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