This is Mikey. He’s a GoTard. I made him out of Snow….
I guess that would make him a SnoTard.

Wave “Hi,” Mikey.
He can’t really wave; his arm just beats ineffectively against his chest. He’s a SnoTard….

Aren’t the wheels on his wheelchair pretty?

Look! Mikey found the joystick! Go Mikey, go!

Mikey loves the outdoors. He gets to wear his special BaseBall Cap outside.

Look how happy Mikey the SnoTard is….

Hello down there Mikey. Are you looking up at me, or is that just your typical SnoTard headtilt?

It’s just your typical SnoTard head tilt….

Mikey’s happy. He says “Bwuah gaaaauuuuuurrr….”
We have no idea what that means…but look how happy he is….

“Baaaaaabwuaaaah guh baaaarrrr!”

Mikey the SnoTard looks so happy. Even his big, innocent blue eyes looking out at us from under his special BaseBallCap/SnoTard helmet are filled with the joys of SnoTardism….
Wave Mikey. Wave.

OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED MIKEY!

And his eyes are still happy and innocent. Be free Mikey, be free!