…well, if I told you, then it wouldn’t be any fun, would it?

Satanic Healing. Do not view without eye condoms.

From the main page:

HEALING IS HERE!

Welcome! Satanic Healing is open to all those in need! Amazed? Outraged? Interested? You may be all these things! But healing is here also!

Satanism is the alignment of self to Lord Satan. He is Lord of Liberation from suffering and disease.

Lord Satan is the source of His spiritual healing. He is the originator of the intelligent entities who serve His Purpose: to give healing to those who are in need?.

Satan is the life force.

By aligning oneself to the life force, one may be brought into a state or mental and physical health.

This is aligning oneself to Lord Satan.

There’s also a photo of a flower that’s had the copyright notice cropped out of it.

I’m sure it gets worse from there.