Learning to fly…with a sociopathic teacher.

No, I’m not taking flying lessons. It just seemed like a good title.

I’m learning to ride the ZBoard, which is…kinda like flying, in a way. For me.

The ZBoard, for anyone random reading this, is a skateboard that goes on its own, powered by a big battery, and controlled by two pads. One is ‘Go-go-go’, and the other is, ‘SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE THE BRAKE’. It weighs nearly 30lbs, and it’s kinda pricey.

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