What a fucking dumbass....

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Posted by Hunter [24.1.13.62 - c83540-b.aurora1.co.home.com] on 13 March 2001 at 01.24.41:

In Reply to: Re: Hi all posted by The VerySilly_BeQuieter on 12 March 2001 at 22.22.14:

Oh and very mature with the name change Amber.

How Not to be A Dumbass. Lesson 608: Understanding Who Has Control Over A Messageboard.

So, you're on the Internet, and you've stumbled across a messageboard. One of the important things to understand about messageboards is that they are controlled by the person in charge of that website.

How do you identify the person in charge?

There are several ways to identify who is in charge of a messageboard. One of the best ways is to look at the URL. If that URL happens to contain the name of someone posting at that messageboard, then it's a good bet that person has some control over the messageboard.

EXAMPLE: What's New - posted by Gremlin [24.10.132.178 - proxy1.denver1.co.home.com] on 12 March 2001 at 10.44.10 (0)

This example is taken from the gremlin.net messageboard. Notice the name of the person who posted, indicated by the words "posted by". The name Gremlin is also contained in the URL of the website. There's a good chance that Gremlin might be the person in charge of this messageboard.

In order to be sure, you can also check the EMail address of the user. To do this, put your Mouse Pointer over the name of the person posting, and click on it. We will get into other ways to find out EMail addresses on websites without loading other programmes later on in this book.

Clicking on the poster's name will bring up a window that allows you to send Email, and will display the poster's EMail address.

If the EMail address of the poster contains the URL of the website where the messageboard is located

EXAMPLE: What's New - posted by Gremlin [24.10.132.178 - proxy1.denver1.co.home.com] on 12 March 2001 at 10.44.10 (0)

Notice the EMail address of the user who posted this message. Gremlin's EMail address reads gremlin@gremlin.net, indicating that he may well be in charge.

Other things to look for on the messageboard would be things like, in the case of gremlin.net, the phrase "Gremlinised by Gremlin", or a listing of rules that involve the name and EMail address of the administrator.

What Does Being In Charge Mean, In Regards to the Messageboard?

The person who is in charge of the messageboard has certain abilities. We cannot offer you a full explanation of these abilities, since you are a dumbass, but we can outline them for you.

The administrator has direct access to the space where the website is stored, which includes the script that makes the messageboard work. By having access to these things, he can do many amazing things. He can change the content of things that other people have posted to the messageboard, and even delete posts.

Another special thing the administrator can do, if he is knowledgeable enough, is edit the script that makes the messageboard work. By editing that script, he can make it so that certain people cannot post, and certain words cannot be used. He can even, depending on his ability, make it so that the name a person chooses to post under will be changed to something entirely different.

Only the person who has access to the place where the website is stored can do this, though. Our advise to you is to not do something so utterly stoopid as pissing off someone who has this sort of power.

In order to get on the internet, you must have a Computer. To find out what a Computer is, and how to get one, please see Lessons 147: How to Get and Keep a Job; 289: How to Cash Your Paycheque; 300: What is A Computer; 445: Where to Buy a Computer; 500: Setting Up A Computer; 2: Why Electrical Outlets are Not To Be Played With; 504: Finding On-Switches On Various Higher-End Electronics.

-See Lessons 602: Identifying Websites That Allow You To Interact With Other People; 604: How to Use Websites That Allow Interaction.

-See Lesson 4: How To Use A Dictionary.

-See Lesson 599: What is a Website?

-See Lesson 600: How Do I Get Anywhere Online?

-See Lesson 604: How to Use Websites That Allow Interaction.

-See Lesson 597: What is EMail?

-See Lessons 320: The Two Different Kinds Of Mice; 502: A Review on Computer Mice.

-See Lessons 507: What is All This Stuff On My Computer?; 598: How Do I Send EMail?

By the way do understand what bad grammer is??

I understand what bad spelling is....

Take a look at the changed name then and you will an example of it.

It makes far more sense than 'Veracity Bequeather', which demands your life in sacrifice for the truth....

You want a challenge?

Yeah. Why? Do you know of one?

Fine I will give you one.

You? Fuck, I may die laughing....

Email me and I will tell you who I am and I will tell you everything else also.

Yup, we hurt her. She's afraid....

YOu might be interested to know about a few things that I have found out about you and if you want to play these silly little childish games so be it.

Could you possibly be a little more redundant?

But I warn you you better be prepared for the consequences of you actions.

More bombastic stupidity from you?

How much of you life do you want public??

I've spoken to Amber; she says she has nothing to hide.

And just one more question?

You do realise you just used up your 'one more question'....

The thing you posted on the Helga issues was not even 5 days ago so in that time you have gotten over your anger that you had and have decided that you a better person than she is?

I see you have coherency issues....

Like hell you have!

Oh, this is where you tell other people how they feel and why they're doing things again, isn't it?

If you had in the first place you never would have brought your petty problem on here for all to see and talk about.

Because it was funny? And your coming here just makes it that much more entertaining.

That was very childish.

Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're fucking black, man....

So for one who has claimed to have grown up and changed (Oh yeah I have read it all sweetheart) so much I would like to see an wxample of it because this is not it.

Define 'wxample'.

This is an example of how very much you are the same.

The same as what? You claim to be so much smarter than everyone else, and yet you can't actually construct a proper sentence?

Grow the hell up!!

I really hate to repeat myself. I wish others wouldn't repeat themselves either....

~Hunter

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