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Charts and Laughs
Posted by Gremlin [24.1.13.70 - c83540-c.aurora1.co.home.com] on 12 June 2001 at 23.42.08:
In Reply to: An open letter to Rhiannon [Red] Douglas posted by Hunter on 12 June 2001 at 23.26.34:
| Swyndle | Red | Hunter | Gremlin | |
| Height: | 6' | 5'6" or 5'7", although she attempts to disguise it with heels. | 5'5" | 192cm |
| Weight: | 125, last I heard | Almost 180 | Ranges between 95 and 102 | 61kg |
| 'Status', for lack of a better term: | Married to someone whom he's been with for, what, five or so years now. | Getting married to someone with a six year old kid, not even a month after having spent more than seven months with Charon, whom, according to one story, proposed to Red, but according to other stories, was proposed to, and given more than one ring by Red. | Living with Gremlin; has been for over a year now. | Accounted for. |
| Skills: | Talented artist, good with an airbrush. Seems to be quite capable of remembering every little detail about Transformers, however scary that may be. | Data entry, eating, and putting on a façade of politeness, answering phones. | Typing at nearly 200 words a minute in spite of wrist injuries, manipulating the genetic code of viruses, finding just about any information online, metabolising at a rapid rate, remembering things, being honest...fuck, I don't know. | Pissing off short, fat, dumb people and making them cry. |
| Employement status | Currently employed, [I think] doing airbrush work, and probably on call in case any artwork needs done for Wasted, Inc., or either of it's two main 'owners'. | Probably either answering phones or stripping, since she got fired from her last job in training for improper apparel. The job held before that was stripper, which I wasn't allowed to mention, because it would get her in trouble with Terri. | Ex-military virologist. Coffeechick and design model. | Webmaster of gremlin.net and owner of all material posted herein--the stuff in NotSV2, for example. |
--Gremlin