Erudite

Posted by Utahraptor on 28 December 1999 at 08:25:58:

Wow. You guys got even more boring than when I left. That's right Gremmy, I left. Hecne the whole point of my Sept. 26 post enittled "Be Seeing Ya's". I said you guys had gotten too boring for me. Same as when I said the 25 I'd be leaving the 30, becasue you were exceptionally boring the past 3 months. Guess you're masters Simpleton and Doof got you all turned around, eh puppet boy? And you claim you'd be happier as an idiot. You are one already, and you're clearly not. And why would I be proud that a brainless buffoon like you used erudite? Becasue Wooden Head had a momentary lapse of intelligence. Yeah right. You lsot it by paying the $100. Laws states the car behind is at fault. You were innocent. Ah well, can't expect you to know that. You can't even figure out my religion yet. I'm an American Buddahist now? Since when? And why wasn't I informed? Nice job with the passworded message board. You know, theone you claim was the real reason I left. The one you psoted about aftrr I
announed my Sept. 30 depart date. And of course I wanted you to preserve my final post. Not twist it around wiht nothing but you're an idiot replies. Real original. Of course, all you succeeded in doing was proving your true stupidity. As you admitted, you have to make mr look dumb. Only smart people are made to look stupid. Idiots such as yourself don't need the help. But the ncie part is the links that show how much you truly like me. It's only Simpleton and Doof's mastery of their moronic little puppet that has changed. And when did you ever defend me? Sheesh.
Well, by now, old Wooden Head is replying back with somr variation of "You're an Idiot." So everybody duck and cover. OK, all clear. Wow. So this is what a nuclear annihlation looks like.
Well, mr smarty pants, you still cna't figure out what would have gotten rid of me in April. Like I said, it's so simple. And cna summed up in 4 little words. 2 even. It's not a saying. So You Are an Idiot can't be it. Doof said that plenty of times, and I'm still here. Can't be we don't want you becasue Doof also said that. And here I am. I htink it was Flashton who replied witht he right idea. Here's a hint. The firts word is Be.
OK, now I've confuse dyou, and now si the tiem for another Idiot reply. OUCH! You hurt me. Call 911. No wait, I need the real number. Call 912. I'm dying. Woodne Head called me an idiot.
And of course, mr genius rpeleis wiht a massive flame to me Oct1, after he knew I was gone. And admitted knowing it too. In the flame.. I know. YOu have not yet begun to flame. Neither have I. All my posts have been in the same sprirt as that one was. Guess somebody don't know what the deifnition of flame is. And feckless. When was I ever careless? Perhaps you think I'm completely wihtout fleck. See? You are an idiot. You memorize big words, and nottheir meanings. Well, lacking the cognitive capabilities to do so makes sense. Afterall, you insist alll computers have been Y2K compliant for decades. S o why all the updating? If you majored in computers (where's your degree pic, Wooden Head?) you would knwo thta's impossible. With 3 date sources, most fo which are in 2 digit format, it's scientificlaly impossible to be that way. Heck, one dude refuse dto cough up 17,000 dollars for the 4 digit deal, and so now had ot pay 3 Million. Rounded numbers for your convience, of course. Maybe your unpopualr Amiga is ready, but Win 95 and below sure ain't. Or is Micorsost conspiraing against us again?
And incidentally, everyone is born with a religion. You default to your momma's. You must choose to accept it or choose another or to eb an athiest. So unless your mom was an athiest, you chose not to belive in the absurd, as yous o moroncially put it, when I was defending your kind. Ever hear do the Devil's Advocate? Not the movie, boob. And you wonder why I quote Edgar form MIB at you.
And what moron posts about how I must be fititng into oen category, then says I don't. A whole post of thta. And everybody said you were to harsh. And I am too stupid to elarn? I quit responidng to flamers. Yet Simpleton kept trying to start new flames up. Like hid great debate. Or the NOTS you had to retitle called Like no dromeasaur has sucked before. Sunshine's title, no less. Realc reative, Wooden Head. Course, you lakc so much of it, you ahve to be self publsihed. Still, the printers keep your rnatapalooza's off the market, thank God. Figure out why the capitol G yet, Einstein? Course, you still think I expected you to help me. How? Besides being self publsihed, even if you did what real writers do (like you're literate), they would ignroe you. You're a nohting of a nobody. COme tlak abotu refusing to offer help when you're a somebody. Not that you would even know what help to refuse. All the books you, ahem, read are done by authors on their own. You never heard of letter of recomendation. Duh.
So, how many thigns are meanignless to you? Most of them. Sicne you don't understand much. TROZ is the most meaningful one fo all. Even more than NARF.
Course, you're problem is sexual frustration. If you ever got any nookie, you'd be bragging about it all the time. Like every guy does. Those wihtout any scoring, say things like none of your business. People who gets ex say Sheila and I, er, whoeevr your lady friend is, did it twice. And I gave her two big Orgasms. No wodner you allowed Simpletona nd Doof to gain control fo you.
BTW I'v epointe dout Simpleton's flame startings. Check out Doof's moronic belief int hat Empire Strikes Back scene for soem fo his. And Hosers was back with Simpleton's great alien debate crap. Now, please show me when i started one. Link it too, and copy the speciifc flame against soemoen for no reason, otehr than persecution of your superiors, liek you mornicateers did with me.
Thatw as the fun part. Getting you to go all over the baords lookign for examples to shwo how much you liekd me. Like when I gave you the Hutchbusters idea. or Don't call us, we'll call you. And you're friends sure coldc are elss about your dead loved ones. No RIP messages like I did. Heck, everyhtign was fine till Simpletona nd Doof showed up ehre. Then trouble started. Which you allowed. Hecne the lack of banning me. You couldn't do it. And hence my return. All thanks to you, Wooden Head.
the next fun thign was getting you to wirte outt he apst 2000 years. Next, I'll get you to write out the entire English dicitionary, so I cna see how to spell right. Youc an mp3 it, and sing it. Careful on the F's. They're trickey.
Oh, and Sunshine, gld tos e eyou'r eleaving the army. Who wnats a medicla proefesisonal who is constantly belived to be suicidal treating them?
The msot fun, of course, was pssing eveyrbody off with the use of erudite. So much hatred for such a little word. hard to belive the mornicateers didn't know about it. That's when Wooden Head was forced to turn agaisnt em,a s idciated tot he contrary on all the baords. At leats I got to piss them off agin. BY now they're shaking wiht fear and anger, about to have a corninary. Good. And Wooden Head's Oct post gave me so mcuh to fear. He called me an idiot. WAH! Nxt, I'm going to ebc alled a jerk.
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