Re:Big Surprise Doof

Posted by Utahraptro on 25 January 2000 at 07:28:29:

In Reply to: Re: What's New posted by Vigo on 25 January 2000 at 06:42:27:

: hey grem,

:
: remember a few nights ago at the secret hangout whilst we were discussing ad schemes, and i brought up Micheal moore..... guess who was at hte Dollar theatre tonight. yeha i wasa dogma and he was watching three kings... its funny i have met bunches of rock stars, a producer who is responsible for some of the greatest albums of the last decade, yet i meet Micheal moore and i felt like a 15 year old girl at a nysuck show.
: i am out

: -v-

Big surprise. Doof confused as to his age/gender. Since all your pictures show you with that brainless stupor on your face, it's no wonder. Every pic you have that clueless look on your face, that shows your inability to grasp even the simplest things. Ooo ooo ooo. Monkey want a Nana? My favorite is with you and Gremmy having him take you pics, and you can't quite seem to grasp what's happening. "Huh? Wha? Duh, me spirit be geeting stolen? That unpossible." Well, nice to find that 252 Pokemon, Huhduhwha. Shame your confusion attack only works on yourself. But look on the brighter side, my cognitively challenged fiend (Ooo ooo ooo. Monkey want a Nana?) The new Return Of The Jedi DVD will contain the lost scene of Princess Leia's group orgy with the Ewoks. I know how that Chief Chirpa gets your mouth drooling. No Viagra for you with him there. For someone so against pretending that something ficitious is real, you sure couldn't wait to see mroe EMpire Strikes Back. and an obvious lie, too. That's not even a rumor. That's an out right lie done on purpose to fool the lowest of the lows, dumbest of the dumbs, the brainless monkey men incapable of discerning the real from the imaginative. In otherwords: YOU!
Man, what a moron. At least you still get to watch Leia give the Ewoks some Oral Sex in the Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi DVD. Lucky you. Sorry that Han's ensuing Ewok masacer scene didn't get included. Maybe in the director's cut.
BTW, did you ever figure out why Corey has that 8 on the back of his neck? I know how upset you got when I pointed it out and you didn't know (didn't listen when he told everybody, did ya?) I'll giva you a hint. There are 9 member sof Slipknot, and they're mostly known by numbers. And 8 is a number (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.) And he "can't be behind the 8 ball", moron, because it's the back of his enck. He'd be in front. Didn't realize that joke would be too hard for you to grok. Sorry.
Ooo ooo ooo. Monkey want a Nana? Man, what a moron you are. You even look ultra dumb too. But it has to be said at leats 3 times. Man, what a moron

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