Miraculous findings.

Posted by The Imp on 31 January 2000 at 08:03:09:

In Reply to: It's Time, Simpleton posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 08:58:19:

So, it was an interesting weekend and when I dropped by the board an amazing thing happened. Someone taught Utahraptor to type.... sort of....

Now I'm not really sure why, after all these months, you finally found your gonads and wish to "have it out with me", but I'm game. A few things first.

You helped create this problem, now you must help fix it, once and for all.

1) Exactly what kind of problem have I caused? (If you recall, I'm in personal contact with Heir Creator of this Board and have repeatedly checked to make sure I wasn't causing a problem.)

You got so upset when I dared to post an opposing viewpoint to your moronic beliefs, and rather than using the media available to learn as much as you could, to base a real decision on if you were right or wrong, you chose to endlessly flame me

2) Excuse me, who went through and replied somewhere close to 20 times to everything I posted for the month because I disagreed?

3) Only after you failed to make any kind of intelligent rebuttal, did I switch over to insulting your "arguements". Now it's just fucking hilarious, you're kind of cheap entertainment for me.

Instead of discussing it as numerously requested (See various baords and NOTS for more on it), you chose to try and trap me (pathetically, I might add), again and again, goading me to reply, and thus to help ruin everybody's good times here along with Hoser, eh.

4) I wouldn't have a discussion with you when you requested it? Would you post your proof of that seeing as how your making an unsubstantiated claim about requesting something?

5) I tried to trap you? Well, if challenging you to provide evidence that backs up your claims is trapping you, then I suppose I'm guilty. However, if I'm not mistaken, most of the time a good arguement has logical evidence to support it.

6) Ruining everyone's good time, eh? Again would you provide some proof, please? Wait a second, I'll just ask.

HAVE I RUINED ANYONE'S GOOD TIME HERE ON THE BOARD?

Well, since you're so convinced your posts to me will actually have some bizarre effect resulting in my leaving here, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. You must now get me to leave by words alone. Any other mehtod is cheating and thus admititng deafeat and your true simplistic nature.

7) Ummmm, actually my post have had a bizarre effect. One that I must say I'm quite pleased with. Your typos, intentional or not, were cut by 95%.

8) Golly, I thought I'd use my daddy's shotgun over the internet to be rid of you. Language would be the only available options you pillow biter.

9) I really don't care if you leave or not. (As I mentioned, you're cheap entertainment) I'll admit though, it sure would be nice that if you do stay you keep typing so well.

If anybody else joins you, in replying to me and my replies, it once again proves your defeat and true simplistic nature, for if anyone else must help you, then they cannot think too highly of your skills and competency, and thus proving your true inferiority to me.

10) It is quite impossible for you to dictate what other people do on this board. It's also just as impossible for me to stop anyone from bashing you. So, your "rules of engagement" are not very well thought out.

11) You seem very concerned with superiority.... Hmmmm, interesting.

Feel free to post aabout my obvious stupidity you feel required to endlessly bring up, like there's anyone here who doens't already think that through your brainwashing

12) Well, as long as it's okay with you. You really are a fucking idiot. If you didn't make it such a point to stick your foot in your mouth everyone would quit remarking on it.

13) Brainwashing..... ??? Gee, who'd a thunk it were so easy. If it's true, everyone is suddenly feeling the urge to send me $20.

You're so much smarter than me, and better than me, and superior than me, you should be able to get rid of me with just one reply to this here post (please remember to include the tags this time, Simpleton.)

14) Being very serious for just one moment, Utah have you considered seeking psychiatric help? These inferior/superior thing really seems to be a problem with you.

15) Alas, message board posts lack any discernable magick that results rendering people non-exsistant, but they sure do work on the blood pressure it seems.

16) Hey, thanks for the heads up on the tags, but as you could have already checked I caught my mistake. Now about your spelling.

You waste your time replying to a guy you knew had been ignoring you at one point, and who you see only as a brainless idiot.

17) You were ignoring me so well that you replied in one post to around 5 posts that I made. Way to ignore me.

18) I'll have to concede to that part about seeing you as a brainless idiot, and wasting my time. Everyone has their faults. I'm an asshole, I admit it and I've never denied it.

So come on twip, reply as usual. If you have to waste your time trying to goad and entrap a brainless idiot, and make those pathetic replies all the time, how superior can you really be?

19) I'm really seeing a trend with this inferiority complex of yours. Seriously, seek professional help.

Anyone who wastes bandwidth posting the same useless stuff, convinced that one day it will somehow make a difference and finally work, is below brainless status

20) So if one posts useless stuff consistently, and if one is convinced this useless stuff will make a "difference", then they are by your own hypothesis "below brainless status"....

Thanks for clearing that up for me. You've just stated that everything you've posted on Grem's board and presented on your own home page is, and I quote, "below brainless status".

You're below animal status, for you do not posess the ability to think or reason, or even to read.

21) Yet, my posts are rarely call to the floor for clarification due to poor use of language or logic.

And you don't even have the decency to change your tactics. Moronic.

22) How many tactics does one need to convey the opinion that you are a stark raving mad idiot? What change in tactics would you suggest, oh great sage of wisdom?

I look forward to the ensuing battle of witlessness you'll offer me. Fortuneately for you, I don't have a problem having a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I thrive on it.

23) I highly doubt that you have ever had a wit one, let alone been armed with 'em.

24) It's also nice to know that you "thrive". It sounds positively fungus like.

25) It's nice to know you have something to look foward to. After you said I wasn't accomplishing anything, tsk, tsk. You're spelling like an adult, and I've given you something to look foward to.

Your posts have been ensuring my good health for ever so long.

26) Again, by your own admission, I'm providing a service. It's nice to know how much good I'm doing (makes up for this weekend).

So, do your worse, wordsmith. Post a reply to get rid of me. And if that doesn't work, prepare to make more replies in the eyars a head to tyr and succeed. Make a new plan every day that a post. To try and defeat me once and for all. Afterall, with your school bully ways (grow up, asswipe. Bullies end after high school, even if they don't graduate. Something you shoulda already had learn, my for eyed freak) don't cut it in the real world. Adults don't tolerate such nonsense, oh immature one.

27) This "wordsmith" thing was beautiful. Truly it brought a tear.

28) School Bully? Yet, you're the one with all the hostility, throwing about challenges, and puffing up the ole chest to bang upon it like an ape.

29) You are correct. Adults don't tolerate immaturity, which is why some many people have asked you to leave.

One day you'll ruin into somebody not as nice or tolerant as me, and thne you'll face a law suit, jail sentence, and frequent trips to a psychiatrist to help cure you of your psychoticness. Because no judge or jury will accept a defense plea of "He/she's an idiot. I had to let them and everybody else know that." You'll blow your case. And pick up a new catch phrase "Gee, Bubba. How do you want to have anal sex with me tonight? AHHHHHH!" And this board shall be all the evidence needed to put you away for good. And I for one intend to make sure there's plenty of evidence lying around her eot make it so.
: Oh, yes, Simpleton. I eagerly look forward to your supidity, manifested in the form of your pathetic replies to me. Oh what a fun I'll have reading the same thing over and over and over and over again. Sure, the various ver batum will change, but the overall gist shall be the same.

30) This sounds a little paranoid/delusional to me, but I'll ask Flower, who is a pysch major, just to make sure.

The same everybody uselessly posts here. "You're an idiot." And it's worked so well in the past. So many people saying the same thing endlessly, never acheiving the desired effect, never changing to try and attempt a different end result. Always the same thing over and over and over and over . . .

31) So....Everybody has posted to you stating they believe you to be an idiot, and they've done it repeatedly. I'll agree that it hasn't changed your behavior much at all. One logical conclusion to this is that you are really to stupid to realize how much foolishness you spout over this medium of communication.

: I can hardly wait for the ensuing fun you'll bring me. I'll enjoy your real efforts as much as your training or lack there of ) has been after all thid time. All those future years of pure, unadulterated fun. Never ending. Never changing. Just perfect bliss. I just can't wait.
: You've always believed you had the power to make a difference with your posts/replies to me (and to others about me, in some sort of semblance of a joke, I guess.) It's time to prove yourself, big time, Simpleton. Come on Moronic Defender. Waste me. It'll be such a good time, with you lacking the brains God agve the vaccuum of space. such fun. Forever. Just me and you, locked forever in a verbose battle, each fighting our own respective jaberwalky. You'll of course have to spend more time here. Not like before, where you leave for days on end, while I still show up here, hoping for a good laugh from your latest retort. You'll have to give up hopes of finding a girl, you'll have no time for that (not thatyou would ever get one to give you a one night stand.) But hey, being a 92 year old virgin one day won't be so bad. You'll make the record books. And in the meantime, you'll become obsessed with this baord. always checking here to see if I'm truly gone. Always getting your hopes up each time the
: board loads. Always breaking into a cold sweat when you see that I'm still here because you haven't done a very good ojb of ridding this place of me. Your whole life devoted to endlessly battling me here. It's what you've always wanted. Now you've got it. You shall literally be trapped on this board, stuck in cyberspace, until you can finally figure out how to post that one glorious, ultimate post that'll cause me to leave. It's been done before. It can be done again. and simply by being a verbose jaberwalky, using your vorpal sword to endlesy repeat ver batum at me. Over and over and over and over again. Oh what fun the two of us shall have. Forever linked together via words to this board. You shoule be gretaly honored. Only the best heroes get this detsiny. To willing (as you have done), become trapped for life with their worst enemy. Even an antihero such as yourself. You;ll become obsessed with me, and spend every second, be it awake, or dreaming, pondeirng endlessly on how to get rid of
: me. Endlessly trying to find out how to write that one post that's guarnateed to cause me to admit defeat to my better and leave (the latter of which I have done before. Ask Sunshine.)
: I eagerly await what will undoubtedly be the first of many replies to me (to different posts, of course, not just the same thread.) Feel free to post aabout my obvious stupidity you feel required to endlessly bring up, like there's anyone here who doens't already think that through your brainwashing (so many people jerked. Such a shame.) Or my lack of spelling capabilities with the 26 English charatcer set. Or what have you. You know, the same things you've always been posting here over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over . {snip}

I'm strangely remind of a movie called "The Highlander". "There can be only one...."

Wake up you ass! There is no prize, there is no battle. There is nothing for you. The people who come here have voiced their opinion of you. Hell, even Jurassosaurus has had it with you. I ridicule you because you are ridiculous. Whether you stay or not is of no concern me because either way works for me. If you stay, I have someone deserving of the abuse. If you leave, I lose nothing significant.

In fact, I like that last word, or at least the inverse of the word. Insignificant. It sums up how I think of you. I do agree that I waste my time repling to someone as insignificant as you. I guess it is a flaw/weakness on my part, but at least I have the saving grace of understanding from the others here. They know why I do it because they do it for the very same reason.

As for the repetitive nature of the posts concerning you, it is because there really isn't anything left to say to you. People tried to be nice, they tried ignoring you, they tried to reason with you, and it was all for naught. You, yourself brought on the deluge of posts stating that you are an idiot by ignoring other attempts at dealing with the ridiculous things you post.

So my insignificant little cyber-geek, you may do whatever you damn well please, I'll continue to do the same. I will ask again in all seriousness that you seek some help. There are issues you need to deal with.


That's it, that's all, there is no more, summed up, numbered for ease, gift wrapped, hand deliveried, postage paid, hostages released, assasins hired, corporations fired, spelling checked, batteries included, no assembly required, straight forward, going in reverse, spring loaded, trigger release, Alpha and Beta, maybe some Omega, may cause electrocution if tampered with, high voltage, low wattage, super charged, unleaded.

THE IMP



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