It's Time, Simpleton

Posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 08:58:19:

I've given you enough of a rest period to train. The big battle is ready to commence. You helped create this problem, now you must help fix it, once and for all. You got so upset when I dared to post an opposing viewpoint to your moronic beliefs, and rather than using the media available to learn as much as you could, to base a real decision on if you were right or wrong, you chose to endlessly flame me. Instead of discussing it as numerously requested (See various baords and NOTS for more on it), you chose to try and trap me (pathetically, I might add), again and again, goading me to reply, and thus to help ruin everybody's good times here along with Hoser, eh. Well, since you're so convinced your posts to me will actually have some bizarre effect resulting in my leaving here, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. You must now get me to leave by words alone. Any other mehtod is cheating and thus admititng deafeat and your true simplistic nature. If anybody else joins you, in replying to me and my replies, it once again proves your defeat and true simplistic nature, for if anyone else must help you, then they cannot think too highly of your skills and competency, and thus proving your true inferiority to me. Now, I know what you're thinking (and I use that term as loosely as possible). How can you be sure I'll truly leave if you beat me (HA HA, universe's ultimate funny right there.)? Ask Hunter. She'll vouch for me. It happened before. She defended me and still watch me leave because of someone's simple post. And she'll vouch for me, because it's her only chance to be rid fo me here once and for all.
So come on, Moronic Defender, save this board. You've been trying ever so long. Time to play with the big boys now. No more kid gloves. You're so much smarter than me, and better than me, and superior than me, you should be able to get rid of me with just one reply to this here post (please remember to include the tags this time, Simpleton.) Of course you'll need but one post. You waste your time replying to a guy you knew had been ignoring you at one point, and who you see only as a brainless idiot. So come on twip, reply as usual. If you have to waste your time trying to goad and entrap a brainless idiot, and make those pathetic replies all the time, how superior can you really be? Anyone who wastes bandwidth posting the same useless stuff, convinced that one day it will somehow make a difference and finally work, is below brainless status. You're below animal status, for you do not posess the ability to think or reason, or even to read. And you don't even have the decency to change your tactics. Moronic.
I look forward to the ensuing battle of witlessness you'll offer me. Fortuneately for you, I don't have a problem having a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I thrive on it. It's been so much fun all this time. Your posts have been ensuring my good health for ever so long. So, do your worse, wordsmith. Post a reply to get rid of me. And if that doesn't work, prepare to make more replies in the eyars a head to tyr and succeed. Make a new plan every day that a post. To try and defeat me once and for all. Afterall, with your school bully ways (grow up, asswipe. Bullies end after high school, even if they don't graduate. Something you shoulda already had learn, my for eyed freak) don't cut it in the real world. Adults don't tolerate such nonsense, oh immature one. One day you'll ruin into somebody not as nice or tolerant as me, and thne you'll face a law suit, jail sentence, and frequent trips to a psychiatrist to help cure you of your psychoticness. Because no judge or jury will accept a defense plea of "He/she's an idiot. I had to let them and everybody else know that." You'll blow your case. And pick up a new catch phrase "Gee, Bubba. How do you want to have anal sex with me tonight? AHHHHHH!" And this board shall be all the evidence needed to put you away for good. And I for one intend to make sure there's plenty of evidence lying around her eot make it so.
Oh, yes, Simpleton. I eagerly look forward to your supidity, manifested in the form of your pathetic replies to me. Oh what a fun I'll have reading the same thing over and over and over and over again. Sure, the various ver batum will change, but the overall gist shall be the same. The same everybody uselessly posts here. "You're an idiot." And it's worked so well in the past. So many people saying the same thing endlessly, never acheiving the desired effect, never changing to try and attempt a different end result. Always the same thing over and over and over and over . . .
I can hardly wait for the ensuing fun you'll bring me. I'll enjoy your real efforts as much as your training or lack there of ) has been after all thid time. All those future years of pure, unadulterated fun. Never ending. Never changing. Just perfect bliss. I just can't wait.
You've always believed you had the power to make a difference with your posts/replies to me (and to others about me, in some sort of semblance of a joke, I guess.) It's time to prove yourself, big time, Simpleton. Come on Moronic Defender. Waste me. It'll be such a good time, with you lacking the brains God agve the vaccuum of space. such fun. Forever. Just me and you, locked forever in a verbose battle, each fighting our own respective jaberwalky. You'll of course have to spend more time here. Not like before, where you leave for days on end, while I still show up here, hoping for a good laugh from your latest retort. You'll have to give up hopes of finding a girl, you'll have no time for that (not thatyou would ever get one to give you a one night stand.) But hey, being a 92 year old virgin one day won't be so bad. You'll make the record books. And in the meantime, you'll become obsessed with this baord. always checking here to see if I'm truly gone. Always getting your hopes up each time the
board loads. Always breaking into a cold sweat when you see that I'm still here because you haven't done a very good ojb of ridding this place of me. Your whole life devoted to endlessly battling me here. It's what you've always wanted. Now you've got it. You shall literally be trapped on this board, stuck in cyberspace, until you can finally figure out how to post that one glorious, ultimate post that'll cause me to leave. It's been done before. It can be done again. and simply by being a verbose jaberwalky, using your vorpal sword to endlesy repeat ver batum at me. Over and over and over and over again. Oh what fun the two of us shall have. Forever linked together via words to this board. You shoule be gretaly honored. Only the best heroes get this detsiny. To willing (as you have done), become trapped for life with their worst enemy. Even an antihero such as yourself. You;ll become obsessed with me, and spend every second, be it awake, or dreaming, pondeirng endlessly on how to get rid of
me. Endlessly trying to find out how to write that one post that's guarnateed to cause me to admit defeat to my better and leave (the latter of which I have done before. Ask Sunshine.)
I eagerly await what will undoubtedly be the first of many replies to me (to different posts, of course, not just the same thread.) Feel free to post aabout my obvious stupidity you feel required to endlessly bring up, like there's anyone here who doens't already think that through your brainwashing (so many people jerked. Such a shame.) Or my lack of spelling capabilities with the 26 English charatcer set. Or what have you. You know, the same things you've always been posting here over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over. . .

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