Posted by Hunter on 31 January 2000 at 22:24:15:

In Reply to: It's Time, Simpleton posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 08:58:19:

Ask Hunter. She'll vouch for me. It happened before. She defended me and still watch me leave because of someone's simple post. And she'll vouch for me, because it's her only chance to be rid fo me here once and for all.

Funny.... the last time you 'left', for whatever reason that was, I remember either posting or wanting to post something about how, if you didn't leave, I was going to stop coming to the board....

I never defended you here.

: I look forward to the ensuing battle of witlessness you'll offer me. Fortuneately for you, I don't have a problem having a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I thrive on it. It's been so much fun all this time. Your posts have been ensuring my good health for ever so long. So, do your worse, wordsmith. Post a reply to get rid of me. And if that doesn't work, prepare to make more replies in the eyars a head to tyr and succeed. Make a new plan every day that a post. To try and defeat me once and for all.

Wait a minute.... You act like you're actually going to be hanging around here for years. Which kinda proves a point....

Afterall, with your school bully ways (grow up, asswipe. Bullies end after high school, even if they don't graduate. Something you shoulda already had learn, my for eyed freak) don't cut it in the real world.

I met Imp. He didn't strike me as the school bully type. He's more... well, almost exactly like Swyndle described him, actually.

But lemme just say something here: I might be younger than you, but I seem to know a bit more about the 'real world' than you. Bullies are everywhere. It doesn't end at Graduation. The entire social caste system goes far beyond High School -- I'd hoped it was different. Don't ask me why. Maybe it's because I figured that, since the people here were mostly adults, and seemed pretty acceptant...

Of course, I was basing my judgement on a small group that I apparently fit in with, so that was dumb.

Then I joined the Army. I dunno. I've seen enough of the various people out there to tell you that you're dead wrong about bullies. None of it changes. They just become like, evil bosses and managers, if they're successful. More often, they just beat their wives and children, and start alot of bar fights.....

Adults don't tolerate such nonsense, oh immature one. One day you'll ruin into somebody not as nice or tolerant as me, and thne you'll face a law suit, jail sentence, and frequent trips to a psychiatrist to help cure you of your psychoticness.

Um... I really don't think that anything said on a messageboard would be grounds for a lawsuit, let alone a jail sentence. And even if Imp does need help, he's not the only one. I think we're all a little nuts around here.... Some of us worse than others.

Because no judge or jury will accept a defense plea of "He/she's an idiot. I had to let them and everybody else know that." You'll blow your case. And pick up a new catch phrase "Gee, Bubba. How do you want to have anal sex with me tonight? AHHHHHH!" And this board shall be all the evidence needed to put you away for good. And I for one intend to make sure there's plenty of evidence lying around her eot make it so.

Great. So we're stuck with this bastard for a while... Maybe I better rethink sticking around on the messageboard...

: I can hardly wait for the ensuing fun you'll bring me. I'll enjoy your real efforts as much as your training or lack there of ) has been after all thid time. All those future years of pure, unadulterated fun. Never ending. Never changing. Just perfect bliss. I just can't wait.

He thinks this is perfect bliss? I can think of any number of things far better than this...

: You've always believed you had the power to make a difference with your posts/replies to me (and to others about me, in some sort of semblance of a joke, I guess.) It's time to prove yourself, big time, Simpleton. Come on Moronic Defender. Waste me.

Oh, I wish he were saying this to me....

You'll have to give up hopes of finding a girl, you'll have no time for that (not thatyou would ever get one to give you a one night stand.)

I could comment here, but then I'd probably get in trouble.

But hey, being a 92 year old virgin one day won't be so bad.

I'm glad you think so....

You'll make the record books. And in the meantime, you'll become obsessed with this baord. always checking here to see if I'm truly gone. Always getting your hopes up each time the board loads. Always breaking into a cold sweat when you see that I'm still here because you haven't done a very good ojb of ridding this place of me. Your whole life devoted to endlessly battling me here. It's what you've always wanted. Now you've got it. You shall literally be trapped on this board, stuck in cyberspace, until you can finally figure out how to post that one glorious, ultimate post that'll cause me to leave. It's been done before. It can be done again.

Anyone else get the feeling that he's actually talking about himself here?

and simply by being a verbose jaberwalky, using your vorpal sword to endlesy repeat ver batum at me.

It's Jabberwockey, dumbass.

And by the way, in case you're actually a little confused here, it wasn't the Jabberwock that had the sword. You never actually read this thing, did you?

Over and over and over and over again. Oh what fun the two of us shall have. Forever linked together via words to this board. You shoule be gretaly honored. Only the best heroes get this detsiny. To willing (as you have done), become trapped for life with their worst enemy. Even an antihero such as yourself. You;ll become obsessed with me, and spend every second, be it awake, or dreaming, pondeirng endlessly on how to get rid of
: me. Endlessly trying to find out how to write that one post that's guarnateed to cause me to admit defeat to my better and leave (the latter of which I have done before. Ask Sunshine.)

My name's Hunter, as you already know. And I happen to know that you were acutally banned there for a while.....

This is actually kinda funny....

: I eagerly await what will undoubtedly be the first of many replies to me (to different posts, of course, not just the same thread.) Feel free to post aabout my obvious stupidity you feel required to endlessly bring up, like there's anyone here who doens't already think that through your brainwashing (so many people jerked. Such a shame.) Or my lack of spelling capabilities with the 26 English charatcer set. Or what have you. You know, the same things you've always been posting here over and over [This would be where I took an axe to the rest of his message... If you wanna know where it came from, see the second What's New posted this month...]

~Hunter

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