The title of the post has very little to do with anything, except that the following happened largely because of a title.

That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here’s Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading — the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.

The first part is dull. Ooso’s regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it. But then, it gets interesting. Because ooso fails at the internet.

I was going to post the interesting part here, but there’s a wordpress bug that doesn’t allow posts to be over a certain length. Annoying, but…well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive. So there it is. Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.

All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he’d been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting. And then, this:

7:18:02 PM ooso.reticuli: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.

So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat. And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.

Also, this:

• 21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank‎
• 21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux‎(→Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists)
• 21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter‎(Removing all content from page)
• 21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli‎(Removing all content from page)

So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.

And why am I posting this here? Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server. I’m on that server. And he can’t do a fucking thing about this.