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Posted by Swyndle on 30 January 2000 at 15:18:35:

Greetings, all, Swyndle here.
I'm crushed. Yutzy the gay alien completely missed me. This for anyone new to the game, is Yutzy...

This, for those playing at home, is Swyndle...

Now lets look at this whole thing for a moment.
A new name and yet nobody cares. Overlord, yeah, good one.
Next of course, is the fact that, as I have been following Overload's idiocy, and posted replies to said, I think I'm the one of us that's the most, well, downright mean.
Sure, we all have funny things to say, but I think I'm the rudest(not to be confused with eruditest) one of us. Ask Vigo. I don't really have problems with him anymore, but does anyone here remember when we did?
It has been mentioned before that, were this a sit-com, I'd be the crass guy.
And I would too, I like it. It's funny.
Pantload entered some sort of challenge to Imp earlier, he attacked Host with something about karma. He even used that "Sunshine" moniker for Hunter. i'm not sure what that's about, but I can safely assume it has about as much sense to it as "Wooden head."

So let see if I can go ahead and put this all in perspective for Lordofthedunce.

First, karma, were we to accept it's existence, only brings bad to people who do bad.

Twip, is a supposed insult used, and invented for, the Batman Beyond cartoon. It's my business to know that, I'm a cartoonist.

Another thing I noticed, was that either:
A)Someone got Ubertoad a fancy keyboard with actual words instead of letters and the "over" key got stuck, or:
B)He's been practicing his typing and wanted to show us his progress,OR:
C)He really likes the way the word "over" looks.

In any case, he's still an idiot. Oh look, I said idiot. He's gonna want to flail his arms wildly about the room now.
Am i anti-semetic? No. Am I anti-Underlard? Most definitely. You see, I tend to get a little pissy when people-albeit piltdown man here- attack my friends. Again, ask Vigo.

Which brings up this, maybe we should pay Underroos Lad a visit so he can later remark how the entire cast of The Grempire hid behind lil' ol' me.

Oh, I remember now, I'm not supposed to say he's an idiot, because it hurts his feelings. Okie.
You're an obstreperous whelp.

And the lord spake unto me, I love this word, spake, and sayeth, yay though I am the omnnipotent master of all, I'm still a novice at omniscience and accidentally made this worthless pile of excrement. And his name shall be called Wonderbra, though breasts he shall never partake of.
And the lord looked upon Groverlad, and saw that it was, um, well, a bit dissapointing.

I'm reminded of this Iranian midget who climbed up my shirt once, he didn't have any redeeming qualities either.(BTW Grem, he shot himself in the foot, and Pick's in jail for grand theft auto)

In all fairness, I do have to thank Hoverboard, if not for him, I'd have to like, go out in the sun to get a good laugh. I mentioned that to Grem the other day. The board is a fun place again. For me anyway. I know the average Joe would probably prefer not to get into these things, but, well, for once i have a reason to be here, I might even move my site back in so it's one stop bopping.

I need caffiene hold on a moment.

Back now.

As for Imp or host or any of the rest of us making a difference when we post...
Can anyone here honestly tell me that they thought they were going to change anything important?
Sure alot of us would like Wideload to go away, but he's hardly important. Impotent, yes, but in no an actual hinderence to any of us.

"For eyed" you know I read that and chuckled, a great many women I've met whilst in Dead moines would , and have, considered Imp to be pretty attractive. Hell even Wysp thought so.
Tall, brainy, and great hair. Not a big muscle guy, but cut. She goes for that.

As for JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!, I couldn't say, never seen you.

Grem, well, Grem's an interesting study in women's affections, and i don't have time to get into it. Look, the guy got Hunter to come to him, unlike Dan or myself, which says something.

Hunter has a wierd appeal here. I think it's because she's the female that's been here the longest. She's a pretty good lookin' chic. It all works out.

Me? I'm engaged, but were I not, I assure you that I've never had any problems before.

Undercarriage? Well, see above and tell me you'd romance the guy. Although, if my scanner wasn't busted right now, I could post a pic of me having sex with his mom. Which would probably lead to conjecture that my genes did that to him, but I can assure you she'd already dropped puppy by the time I got to her.

I also would like to mention that Imp can be a formidible opponent when it comes to these things.
He's got brains, and for twenty or thirty bucks, he might get you some too. Don't mind the coat-hanger.

Remember, if you don't want your idiots to come to harm, be it physical or otherwise, then don't bring your idiots to me. All those who have idiots with them, are encouraged to leave their idiots outside. This institution and it's agents,
affiliates ad nauseum, not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged idiots.

Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be right.

~Swyndle

_Oh shit, I fucking forgot to use a fucking shitload of curse words. Goddammit.

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