Bang Bang The Raptor? Boishanoi!

Posted by Utahrapto on 25 January 2000 at 09:06:30:

Gremmy, I know your wooden head can't think logically, usefully, or even at all, but Bang Bang? You call that an insult? Can you please explain where the insult in Bang Bang, or even Yutz is? You seem to be missing the point of insults. You wanna actually hurt someone. Not give them a good laugh. Wow, now we get to add flaming and insulting to your list of words you have no comprehension for. Did you at least have the decency that even a spork or gazeebo would have, and rig up at least 6 different, randomly rotated pathetic attempts at insulting? I mean, Bang Bang? That's pathetci, even for your usual low, pathetic attempts at degradation. I know you can't reply with anyhting intelligent, insightful, or erudite, but Bang Bang? Sheesh! Boy, is sexual frsutration really getting to you. You get women so excited theat they're about to sleep with Jeff Goldblum, and then disappoint them with that oversized Der Weinerschnitzl. Poor sex for them. When they get upset, you actually have the nerve to call them crazy. Perhaps if you at least waited a few days before taking my girlless insults to throw back at me, you might have been believed. Course, it's nice to have "Mom's house" to take a girl to without having to sneak around. Sorry you forgot to take into account the squeaky floorboards, but you never were swift in the cabessa? Nespa?
Bang Bang?
Since you are so sure I don't know what I'm talking about, ever, I'm sure you wouldn't mind explaining for me correctly what the Pleiadians are doing here? I tried, but alas, I know not what I talk about. So, eternity's greatest genius, what's the real deal? Why are they here? Why are they abducting people? Why are you so sure they actually spend their days anal probing people? (Not that there's any evidence to support they did this on a daily basis.) And why'd they stop doing it? Remember to be very descriptive in your answer, and none of that aliens don't exist bit. Besides basing that theory on probability (Possibility is the biggie dumb dumb), and on Douglas Addams' matehmatical calculaiton of 0 lifeforms in the universe (you're a bit too obsessed with him. Even LK1 copied his style way too much), you must play devil's advocate and explain as if you were one of the infinite who believe in aliens, as you know everyhting, and I know nothing. And a genius can very easily do this.
Course, I'm still waiting for you to supply this proof of your super genius status. What with you not inventing anyhting, presenting any formulas, discovering or curing, and making the most rookiest mistakes in dealing with people online, it is seriously lakcing evidence. Case in point: You know that's it's impossible to have an IQ of negative infinity, yet you believe aomebas have brains, people can rent brains, and for some strange reason, unlike a negative infinity IQ, of which you claim no one can functon, having no brain activity is possible (you never did correct Doof on that one.) Biasi and favortism does not exclude overwhelming stupidity. And you have a plethora of that. I mean, really, aliens sending one of their own to Earth just to misspell at people here? Oi Vey. And what's this of being a Net wide problem? You and the Moronakateers are the only ones with a problem. You claim I'm a problem at Jurassosaurs board, yet no complaints eminated from there. Ditto's Dan's board. How can soemoen who claims to be so smart, actaully liken poor spelling to dislike? Then you create these moronic scenarios, like trying to describe me only to deny it, or assuming what channels I watch while litering (yeah, right), then actually act like it's real. Man, what a moronic loser you are, Gremmy. Can't you even keep sawdust up there?
Hopefully you'll continue with the little dorks and geeks, because as everybody but you knows, geeks and dorks are extra smart. I can always use more ego inflating. Come on, flaming joke, follow Hoser's wishful thinking and destroy me. Utterly utterly destroy me. Which really puts you down for saying I'm not smart. Make up your mind. Either I am or I ain't.
And where are your posts defending me as you claimed in Oct? Was it when you loved my Hutch Busters idea? Or the Jahova Witnessess answer of "Don't call us, we'll call you?" Actually, all your posts prior to Sep did nothing but favor me, as well as afterwards to keep me here. If not for your flame loving "friends", the Grempire would still be such a happy place. But no, they love to rant and rave, and have thus turned this once wonderful and fun board into Rantapalooza, thanks to their successful take over of your very will and thoughts. And you didn't even see it coming. Much like Julius Ceaser. But don't worry, I'll help get you unjerked (though you don't seem to notice you are), and then everything will be fine. Until then, keep believing your parents lies of your mind numbingly high IQ (which was done in a desparate attempt to encourage you to do well in school. You know, that place with those bathrooms you smoked in for 7 or 8 years?) Never did understand your obsession with IQ's. Intelligence can't be rated by anything standardize, and still you hark on it as the prove all method. Yet yours is so surprisingly low. What kind of super genius can't answer a simple questions, and instead flames because someone insists he's part of a mass literary conspieracy? And you expect anyone to believe that after 9 books, you wrapped up every loose end. How? You're too stupid to keep track of that many loose ends. And what's with that sudden curiosity about my IQ? Eveyrbody knows you'll claim that whatever answer I give is a lie. So, why bother? But if you really wanna know,a nd are going to actually accuse me of lying with absolutely, positively no proof, I might as well lie big, and obviously (so you'll miss it. No big whoop.) it's 3Billion and 3. Kinda makes calling mr a lair redundantly monotamous. And monotamously redudant. And what's with this sudden knowledge of every board/news group/mailing list/ guest book/chat room/etc that I grace with my presence? How do you know how much eladership I exert? It's only here I'm not at the forefront of communciations. And thta's because so many people are too stupid to know being wrong if even that), doesn't make them stupid. Course, most places don't have idjits following suit and trying to impress the lamewads by emelating them, like Swyndle and Mac do here. Not that anyone is impressed by their copy cat capabilities.
BTW How does it feel to have ruined 2.5 boards? First you really blow it at Universal's Net Forum with Alan1, creating a major unstoppable monster. Then you nealry ruin Dan's when Alan1 shows up. And now, here at your own board, by letting your "friends" run rampant and out of control, while everyone else here begs and pleads for the insanity to stop. And I'm a Net Wide problem (Which nobody can undersatnd.) We'll add this description to the list of words you haven't mastered the meaning of yet. Tis ony fair. Since you like me so mcuh, and can't ever bear to see me go. Look how upset people got this past summer? I couldn't show up everyday, and things fell apart. I left form boredom, and thigns go to hell in a handbasket. People post less and less, you concentrate on writing those books you can't even find all the typos in anymore, Boishanoi! And the world is going to eat me alive? You've been eaten and spit out. All you do is hide in restraurants in the wee hours of the mourn, creating a smokescreen to hide from the stupids who only come out at that time, and rant about your miserable day. Well, at least I can be abrely qualified to do simple tasks. Poor you. Not even fit to be a door mat. Tsk Tsk Tsk. It actualyl too you thta ong to figure out how to stop answering what movie you were watching?
And your way too obsessed with science via the 5 sense. Besides living in a world where the 5 don't cover much, you forget it's based on human misunderstandings. Science can't be used to explain everyhting, because science is human understanding of thing based mostly on natural observation. This alone proves God's existance. Too much is unexpalinable by science. Science shows matter in the universe traveling past the speed of light, and measures some star ages to be older than the universe itself. You even believe Karma is nothing more than coincidence. Yet too much happens to be coincidence. In fact, it's too much of a coincidence to be coincidence. There's more to it than 5 senses of sceince. You can't even figure this one out, and we're supposed to believe your the smartest one ever. How? You have done nothing for us, cured nobody. All you do is hide from the world, crying about how the mean old world was too hard for you to beat.
Might as well save you hopes of people ever coming to this board once your books get released. Poeple don't like to post in places where they'll get flamed for holding a different opinion. Hence all the lurkers here. You helped make them too scared to post here. You claim to like different views, yet hate mine. You claim to hate yes men, but hate me, whom you already admitted to not being one. Are you that stupid? Or are you that big of a liar? You can't ever expect to be taken seriously if you can't even br consistant. Heck, yuo say nobody ever takes me seriously, yet you and the Moronakateers do. Well, by your standards, I've already fooled you once. Though that's deabtable, I did fool you a second time, in Oct. So defintiely once, if not twice by your moronic counting. And we're all to believe your the universe's greatest genius throughout eternity? How? Man, what a moronic loser you are. You don't even know which hand a duck, a pig, and a rabbit ate their soup with. You're too busy pondering the anthropomorphizing of them. Some super genius you turned out to be. Can't even buy that animals can eat soup. And you wonder why the world is so stupid. Because if being smart means being likw you, doing what you do, thinking (and I use that term as losely and ficticously as possible) like you, then of course no one wants to be smart. It's better for eveyrbody that way.
Bang Bang The Raptor? Man, do you have no life what so ever. Can't even think of a good NOTS title without someone else's help. Someone more stupid than you, by your whacked out belief system. Anoher reason noone really posts here (and then only rants at that). Nobody but you wnats to go someplace where an insane idiot will vehemently insist that they're stupid.
And one possible conspieracy theory does not make em oen to post them here. Believing Dave Thomas is stealing your paycheck is suffering from consperiacy theory. Believeing in purposely misusing words and writing loose ends is a conspiracy post. Those are people too obsessed with conspiracies. Maybe if you spent more time learning your scientia, and less time memorizing big words, yet not their meanings, or even the meanings of simple words like flame, well, that is your problem. Quit trying to make us all suffer for it.
Why don't you just solve all your problems once and for all by putting on your precious black trenchcoat, driving with your Colorado plated car to the nearest police station, and run isnide brandishing your gun, screaming, die idiots die. And that's not German for The Idiots, The. You're patehtic. You gripe about stuff with no proof, get mad when I supply your proof for you, can't even read the parts spelled right, and are jsut a compete and utter moronic loser, convinced the world owes you everything, and your height somehow makes you immune from smaller people's attacks. Way to think, Goliath. You're even too afraid to show your face Netside, or write a book with your own name on it. All you do is take other's ideas (Grempire from Star Wars: Shadows Of The Empire, my insults, etc), and Doof says I'm not original (And reads everything I write anyway.) You have to make me look like an idiot, twist my words around, take things out of context, add stuff to them, use the worst posisble examples to prove your point, and call me names just to make someone else believe I'm actually stupid. This whole board, and your NOTS are nothing more than testaments to your fondness of me, and how highly intelligent you think I am. You take me too seriously, don't know a joke when you read one (and trust me, you have lost here for a lawyer, representing Seinfeld or anyone to get the death penalty) and insist everybody agrees with you while endlessly having to show them why you're right. All the while endleslsy calling me names to show how smart you think I am, and how much you admire me. Go ahead, call me idiot, dummy, dork, geek. I can use the ego boost. You complain about me replying line by line, and do the same, twisting things around, and saying the same thing over and over again. I'm an idiot. And look what it got you. I'm still here, not changing my ways, no one but your soc alled friends and their suck ups believe you, you're being controlled by your "friends" and your ruining your own safe haven.
What a pethetic, moronic little fuck you are, dung boy. Don't even know an insult when you're called one, or how to insult someone at all. You live in a fantasy world, hiding form the harsh reality that kicked your butt. You wnat sex? Quit putting down women. Even if someone could ebat you up with mere useless words, the fact that a girl did means nothing. As equals to guys, it's to be expected. Until you lose shame voer this, crazy chicks are all you'll ever get.
You're a waste of everything, empty skull and all. You have all the reasoning powers of a gronion. You find everything you don't understand menaingless. You let a guy misspelling quotes from ficition get to you big time. Pathrtic. You're completely and utterly useless. You don't even exist. You're nothing more than a bunch of text and incomplete CGI pics. all you do is cry about the unfair hand in life you feel you've been dealt, bother innocent "Jesus Crispies" at their chat room, simply by daring to say, "Oh no Gremmy. You're wrong. God does exist." Man, what a pathetic, moronic loser you are. For a nonexistaing entity. I guess you wouldd escribe yourself as a small nocturnal creature sent to Earth to destroy happy Net places. And that can only happen if we choose to acknowledge your existence. And I for one, chose not to. Erego, you don't exist. Your inevitable reply of nothing more than You're an idiot does not exist? You're questioning of why I reply with trogolodite responses to thsoe I get does not exist, your NOTS where you claim to post my final thought of the board which naturally is no longer being applied to reality is gone, and most importnatly, you do not exist, because I no longer chose to acknowledge your existance.
Bang Bang The Raptor. Ha! Troz!

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